All those questions and more

1. How old will you be in five years?
Old enough to know better, too young to care.

2. Do you think you'll be married by then?
Yup

3. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
too many things to say…

4. Where do you most want to travel?
Shangri La

5. Who was the last person to call you?
Jane, my sweetie

6. Do you prefer to call or text?
call

7. Do you have any pets?
Cat and my Sweetheart

8. What were you doing at 12am last night?
shutting down the ‘puter

9. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?
Divorced, remarried and widowed.

10. When is the last time you talked to your mom?
over the weekend

11. How many states have you lived in?
2

12. How many countries have you lived in?
1

13. How many cities/towns have you lived in?
5

14. Do you like anyone at this moment?
yes

15. What was the last thing you ate?
beef jerky

16. What is your favorite restaurant?
I don’t get to a lot of restaurants.

17. What is your favorite type of food?
Thai.

18. Do you like coffee?
Tea.

19. How many glasses of water a day do you drink on average?
Not enough

20. What do you drink in the morning?
Tea w/ milk and sugar

21. Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
Always with someone else

22. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
yes

23. Do you know how to play poker?
badly

24. Do you like to cuddle?
Of course.

25. Have you ever been to Canada?
Nope.

26. Do you eat out or at home more often?
At home.

27. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
You mean personally? Nope.

28. Do you want kids?
Nope

29. Do you speak any other languages?
Sadly, no

30. Ever had stitches or other surgery?
Stitches.

31. What is your favorite color?
Sometimes teal, sometimes purple, sometimes hot pink – like the hair – sometimes black or grey…

32. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
The ocean – unless we’re talking hot tub

33. Do you like window or aisle seats?
Window

34. Do you know how to drive a stick shift?
Hell yes.

35. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Real luxuries.

36. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
Three rings, one cuff bracelet, and whatever necklace has my fancy this month

37. What is your favorite TV show?
What’s TV?

38. What is your favorite song?
the Sleeping Beauty Waltz

39. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
When the Saints Go Marching In

40. Do you still have anything from when you were little?
Yes.

41. What is the color of your bedroom walls?
Eggshell white.

42. Do you like Winter or Autumn?
Autumn

43. Do you sleep with your closet doors opened or closed?
Closed

44. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of killer bees?
I’d rather not be attacked, thanks.

45. Do you flirt a lot?
Every chance I get.

46. What do you dip chicken nuggets in?
Absolutely nothing – chicken nuggets are horrible things

47. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Never. (It’s terribly un-PC, but there are some serious advantages to being an attractive woman.)

48. Do you dance in the car?
Of course, doesn’t everyone?

49. If you could move to any state, where would you most want to move?
California… oh, wait, I live here already!

50. Do you think anyone would care if you died?
Yeah, but it might take awhile for the news to spread.

51. Is that your natural hair color?
Only the part that isn’t pink.

52. Where was your default pic taken?
My default pic changes regularly, and is rarely, if ever, me

53. What's your middle name?
Don’t have one

54. Your current relationship status?
Partnered

55. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
Yes.

56. What is your current mood?
Turned on by my flirtation going on in the next screen over

57. What color underwear are you wearing?
Burgundy

58. What makes you happy?
too much to tell

59. Are you musically inclined?
I have an ear for perfect pitch, otherwise, no

60. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
Pope J.P.I wouldn’t die until his natural time

61. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day- what would you be?
Hawk.

62. Ever had a near death experience?
Every day

63. Something you do a lot?
Look at tribe

64. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
Nothing, thank goodness.

65. Who did you copy and paste this from?
Several people – there are parts of three different tests here

66. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Agatha Christy

67. When was the last time you cried?
An s/m party three weeks ago

68. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Not on your life.

69. If you could have one super power what would it be?
The ability to cause calm and reason wherever I go – and yes, of course I’d travel to Washington.

70. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
How they carry themselves

71. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
I’d love to say I don’t shop Starbucks, but... Vanilla steamed milk

72. What’s your biggest secret?
If I had one, why would I share it here?

73. When was the last time you lied?
The only way I ever lie is by omission, and I don’t feel like telling

74. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
What’s TV?

75. Do you have braces?
I did

76. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
Perfect health

77. What are you eating or drinking?
Nothing at the moment

78. What's your favorite smell?
Pine, I mean real pine, not pine scented anything

79. Have you ever killed another living thing?
Just bugs

80. What was the first song you ever sang along to on the radio?
Beatles, I think

81. What type of music do you absolutely hate?
Christian rock. (I stole this, but I gotta agree)

82. What food would you die without?
Tom ka gai

83. Have you ever endangered yourself to help someone else?
Not to the best of my recollection

84. Where was your last vacation?
What’s a vacation? A week at Harbin in 2001.

85. If your life was a movie, who would be the director?
David Lynch
Who would play you?
Katherine Hepburn

86. Who is your favorite superhero?
I don’t think I have one

87. Who is your favorite Marx Brother?
Harpo

88. Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly?
Gene Kelly.

89. If you were safely barricaded in your house during the zombie wars, and you had run out of food, would you eat your pet?
She’d barely make a mouthful, so no.

90. Furry rodents - love them or loathe them?
Love them.

91. Sailboat, canoe or powerboat?
Canoe

92. If you had to choose one decade of fashion to wear on a daily basis, which would it be?
1950’s – they’d fit me!

93. You can afford either a book or a meal. Which would you spend the last of your pocket money on?
2nd hand book and a packet of ramen

94. Shrilly laughing children (other than your own) - annoying or endearing?
Now where did I put that tranquilizer gun?

95. If you were framed for murder, would you trust the justice system or would you run?
If I had the money, I’d run – unless I had my superpower.

96.Knitting or crochet?
Crochet.

97. Can you name the seven deadly sins? The four cardinal virtues and three theological virtues?
Envy, Avarice, Lust, Anger… nope.

98. If you could ask any one person a question, whom and what would you ask?
Queen Elizabeth I: What has your sex life *really* been like?

99. If you were trapped in a horror movie, who would you want with you?
My honey Jane, good friend and horror expert Michael, and a cute ditzy young blonde

100. You've just won an Oscar and you have 5 seconds for your speech - GO:
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!. Thank you all!