Adam is a sensitive and caring cat. He's got class, a white boy ass, and don't smoke grass. He's all about food and cooking. His sense of humor is cellular and somewhat erect, with a dash of taragon for flavor. You slick little Don Juan you. I met this guy in jr. high when LA Xpress magazine was still only 25 cents and all a boy needed to become a man. Even in 7th grade he would dress up in garters and dance for me. I love you Adam. You were the best 14 bucks I ever spent, and don't worry, the cream took care of the crabs.