When hired by Apple, I was identified as a interum Lunatic replacement until he returned. I considered it an honor and still do.

When I first saw Lunatic I was a kid, and he was dressed neck to ankle in black latex, and I was afraid of him. As I got older I would see him around in various amazing outfits, and I figured he was a clothes horse. Then I made the dubious mistake of talking to him, and found out he had a keen intellect. Oh, it was all over from there.

He's not as scary as he looks. He's not even as scary as he seems to want you to think he looks. He's not scary at all. He's actually just a really smart, funny, kind man. But he's not particularly interested in people who can't or won't take the time to find that out just because of how he looks.

And he has his soapboxes. Don't ask him about Apple Computers, Music, Art, Linguistics, Society, or the Time of Day unless you have the time and inclination to argue the point - you will NOT get away with just smiling and nodding.

--Ember--

no not a vampire..just a sexy guy who is uber smart and has a lot to say... but he only says the things that mean something! He has a wonderful collection of action figures too!

when i first saw him at the pizza shop i asked dale, is that a vampire. he said definately.

an old soul, he is startlingly insightful and wise. lots of good advise should only a girl head it.

can dance like a banshee and tears up the dancefloor.

a necessary ingrediant at any event or party.