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   Fri, June 8, 2007 - 11:38 AM
well- I posted this after round one with Abdul on my myspace blog on May 30, and since I changed my pic to a piggy, I thought I should include the blog about the birth of the piggy. Here it is. (I have since been back three more times and am going today :-)

I went to a personal trainer today. His name is Abdul and and he mopped the floor with me. He was very nice and didn't laugh at me too much, but I have, nonetheless, never in my life felt like such a wimp. It was probably one of the most humbling experiences of my life. I have been to a lot of dance workshops that were pretty hard core, but I always feel like once we get down to technique, I feel pretty sure of myself. And I have a lot more stamina dancing than I did when I first started. Hell, I dance for about thirty minutes non-stop at Byblos in full costume, hair and makeup, so what's some weight-lifting with some meathead, right? Ummm, no. Try looking and feeling like you jumped in a pool of sweat with your clothes on and having it run off your forehead into your eyes and all over the mat or the equipment. On your hands and knees trying to draw circles out to the side of you with your toe- no weight attached, mind you, andnot being able to hold that toe off the ground without a loud heave and grunt coming out. The whole time, sweat is pouring off your face and making a little pool under you which you are staring at whilst you are grunting and heaving. I made noises today that were mortifying. I felt like a little baby piglet- all pink and grunting. A little piglet being held by its legs while it's trying to run away and squealing- so weak, even though it's pulling with all it's little baby piglet might it can muster.



Then, I came home and Clint and I went and ate barbeque. I have never beaten Clint at eating barbeque until today. Hell, I've never even finished my PLATE at Cousin's until today. And a chocolate chip cookie for dessert.



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Fri, June 8, 2007 - 11:50 AM
I LOVE the gym! LOVE IT! WAit until you get that endorphine rush after weight lifting. You'll be HOOKED!!! I try to go no less than 4x's a week but with school right now I don't go at all and I miss it!!

Of course, I am also eating cake at the moment so you know, it all balances out!
Fri, June 8, 2007 - 1:32 PM
I am going to get a personal trainer too. But I want to talk to ALL of them at my gym before I go. Just curious, was this at LMRA cause there is an Abdul there! I haven't talked to him yet but if he is THAT good I might just use him! ;-)
Fri, June 8, 2007 - 2:09 PM
Not to laugh at your pain, but that's a funny story! :)
Fri, June 8, 2007 - 5:46 PM
Squee! seriously- the piglet analogy is no exaggeration at all. It IS funny! I mean hell, the man laughs out loud at me!! And then I get messed up because I start laughing. You should hear the noises that come out of me. You'd never believe it. So embarrassing!! I have to laugh at myself or I might get depressed. No, not really, I love it in a sick way. I OWN that pig!
Mon, June 11, 2007 - 12:11 PM
I laughed so hard, what a great story teller you are!!!! My family would also like to thank you for the plug. Your sandwich is in the mail. ;) Shannon
Tue, June 12, 2007 - 6:03 PM
I feel so guilty about laughing at your pain, but that was hysterical! I loved the part about making noises. It's amazing to me the sounds that come out of my lungs when I'm doing push-ups.