Today I awoke to an interesting realization; I haven't gotten laid in ten months. Not "about" ten months, but exactly ten months. Last time I got any was December 13th, 2006. I hadn't noticed this before, I was just going about my business. However, as I was taking my morning walk, I couldn't stop seeing both signs of sex (couples grinning slyly to each other, "just friends" sitting together too quietly) and depictions of sex (large phallic buildings, corporate symbols that are more than they seem, etc). Now, a good friend of mine once told me that single men shouldn't go more than 2 or 3 months without sex, for their mental stability's sake. So, in this series of blog entries, I'm going to be cataloging my little journey through the land devoid of poon. Enjoy your reading, I'll try to make it as entertaining as possible.