From my resume.

- Exited womb successfully many years ago.

- Successfully grew second set of teeth then increased my mass over 100% in 4 years while juggling many complexities, including growing pubic hair (my own), "managing" raging hormones (mine), being awarded a driver's license after passing the formal written and driving examinations as administered by the United States of America's state of California's representatives of the Department of Motor Vehicles (certificate of license available for confirmation).
- Worked as an approved U.S. worker and consistently converted my time spent in the service of my employer into the world's most then- revered currency in order to exchange it for goods and services in the world's largest economy.
- Though ever so busy, I still find time to snip the roses. For example, I've also done, yes, and achieved that, perhaps you've read about that, too, I volunteer at the the, and have served on the board of plank walkers anonymous. But enough about me.