i met this girl on a fund-raising bike ride in 7th grade. i remember her with this big wiggling nest of blonde curls as she stomped on some balloons trying to make them pop. she has the record for knowing me the longest and still keeping in touch. i look forward to every conversation i have with her and i hope to watch her stomp on balloons when she's 90.

Let me reiterate, Miss H is NOT here trolling for dates! OK guys, I know that is a hard thing to grasp since she looks so cute and awww, you just gotta ask, but save your breath and your time. Better to ask her about some Warcraft 3 strategies because she is probably the one who kicked your sad ass light night on B-net. Yes, she is as cute, funny and sassy as her picture would lead you to believe. (I know, I work with her). I would tell you more but the funny thing is Miss H has an "unusual" hold over me and I think I am perilously close to getting killed for revealing too much information. At any rate, she's cool beans (and has a great big laugh to go with that huge smile)