Sheldon is the full on mac daddy of cool. Women drool and cry over him and boys want to be him when they grow into men. If I could be one person on the planet... it would probably be Mike Patton but I'd still think Sheldon was cool. Sheldon inspires this song: See my vest, see my vest, made from real Armstrong chest..."

Never ask him why he's wearing a sweater in july...chances are he isn't...

Also!

He IS the nicest guy you'll meet. Ever. Besides me. In fact lets talk about me for a while, I mean why the shit does this thing have to be all about Armstrong? I mean WTF is it Armstrong day or something? No man it aint white boy day.