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Short, balding, not overweight but not athletic either, poly-amorous pervert that really likes women (of ALL sizes, shapes, and persuasions) . Natural fur in the dark places, even if you dye it purple.
I like my friends thoughtful and/or slutty.
The best part of a person is their smile. (it's a great clue as to the kind of an individual they are)
After that, it's what ever part of their anatomy that catches my eye next.
~~~~~~~~~~~ When I am most comfortable it is in a setting where I can get by with wearing only my "wrap", a skirt, or no clothes whatsoever. Around my shack I usually sit on my wrap so I can wrap it around me to answer the door for the textile people. It's my preferred attire in the yard. Off the property though - I'm too chicken to wear it - in this up-tight, old farts town. ~~~~~~

Don't talk religion to me. I'm a devout Pastafarian. But I tend to believe that what we see might not be all that is there. There's a good possibility that there could be spooks all around us. Some of them might be our friends or guardian angels. Try not to piss 'em off. The ones that love us will forgive us for our crazy shit.