Diana...what can I say about you? Well besides the fact that I get paid billions of dollars for video footage of you and Mike...(you know that secret camera I have stashed in yer room?)how else do you think I pay my rent and drinking habits? Diana, seriously though, when we first met and I moved into your house..i always thought of it as your house. You have always told me what you thought, straight up with NO bullshit. Whenever I needed someone to listen to my endless ranting and raving you were always there....I value your opinion and your faith and love. I would have been lost so many times if it weren't for you and "dad". Just like I said to Cabana Boy...sometimes thank you is just not enough. But I love you. There, I said it. PBBBBBBT!

Diana is hella super cool and can cook for an army invading her house even if she's been up all night. Her costumes rock, especially when they fall off. She looks great in orange and really hot hand-cuffed to my girlfriend. She is also one of the world's best huggers.

Her only bad side is that she has been known to abuse hobbits for fun.

I appreciate your idealism and love your creativity. You are a beam of light. To me, it's a friendly glow. For others, I bet it can be directly in the eyes. The effect can be deer-in-headlights, truth or dare, shit-and-run or cum-in-pants, depending on the person and your mood. You have presence. Did I mention to all your friends on tribe that you overhaul internal combustion engines while you gluegun, rivet and sew the most fabulouuuus party gowns?