April 9, 2005
Damnit? where'd he go!?!
This is one seriously cool guy but for some reason I just can not seem to keep up with him. Malibu needs to walk around burning man in a sandwich board that says "follow me to all the coolest stuff!" That way the bulky wood will slow him down and make him more visible. Not to mention nipple splinters!
He is infamous for mocking the stupid! His very presence in the crowd is known to make seasoned entertainers weak in the knees. Instant comedy, just add booze!
January 24, 2005
Someone who'll take the time out of the day to take an interest in your life story.
Oh yeah, also the only one to soil Depends twice in one night. Just because it was fun....
January 9, 2005
I want to lick his hairy nads!
October 8, 2004
Once you get by the stink, it's much easier to take his awefully deformed face. But seriously, watch out for his grabby hands and never pitch your tent next to him if you are trying to get laid at Burning Man.
September 10, 2004
What girl can resist that Welsh accent and sexy swagger? His witty humour charms me and his "Canook" jokes always make me smile.
I am always delighted to be around MB.