haven't we kind of all gotten together as a country and agreed that karl rove is a lying dickhead?

Critics of Sen. Barack Obama are trying to build a case that the presumptive Democratic nominee is arrogant, and former Bush adviser Karl Rove is leading the charge.

"I will say yes, I do think Barack Obama is arrogant," Rove said Tuesday night on Fox News, where he's a contributor.

Rove's line of attack started a day earlier when ABC News quoted him telling Republicans that Obama is "coolly arrogant."

"Even if you never met him, you know this guy," he said at a Capitol Hill breakfast, according to ABC. "He's the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini and a cigarette that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone."

When asked about the comments Tuesday, Rove told Fox that he was "not going to get into what I said in an off-the-record event."
source: www.cnn.com/2008/POLITIC...6/obama.rove/

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p.s. - unless you really, really love m. night i wouldn't recommend going to see "the happening".

what the fuck is imvu?

i have been getting messages from some website called imvu telling me i "have a new friend" and that somebody viewed my profile and some such bullshit. i have no fucking clue what imvu is and i refuse to go to their site and look at it.

i guess somebody is using my email address over there. probably somebody i angered somewhere on the internet. so now i gotta change all my shit around and i'm annoyed. i guess if somebody was trying to annoy me, yeah, i'm annoyed. whatever. pass the bong please.

seriously, do not fuck with me on a friday like this, mr. insurance company:

XXXX Woodman Ave
Apt XX
Van Nuys, CA 91401


June 20, 2008

In reply to: Case # 2008-XXXXX-16
Health Net Pharmaceutical Services
P.O. Box 907
Rancho Cordova, CA 95741-0907


To Whom It May Concern:
I must say I was surprised and rather taken aback by your letter to me claiming I owe you $228.09. I don’t have $228.09 to give you. I really wish I did. Your suggestion that I have my “new health insurance” reimburse me is especially ironic considering the way I lost my coverage with you guys.
My former employer, DXXXXXy LXXXy of The XXXX XXXXXX XXX XXXXX in Pasadena, chose not to do the mature and responsible thing and pay her bills to you guys. She never formally closed out the account. Instead of being an adult and doing things the right way she chose to be childish and let my insurance just run out to the point that, when I went to seek insurance under the HIPAA act, I no longer qualified because of the amount of time between the retroactive cancel date and the date I became aware that I no longer had coverage.

When I went to the pharmacy to get the meds you are referring to I was under the impression that I still had insurance coverage. If I had known that this medication would not be covered I would never have picked it up. I cannot afford the non-insurance cost of my psych meds. Because Ms. LXXXy chose to handle the situation the way she did I have been denied coverage through other insurance companies because I do not meet the standards of the HIPAA act. I now have NO health insurance at all and it is unlikely I will ever have health insurance again unless I can find one of those rarer and rarer jobs where health coverage is a benefit. I cannot afford to buy my medications now. I cannot afford to see a doctor now.
I think that you might want to contact Ms. LXXXy and ask her to pay the bill since she was the one that defaulted on these premium payments to you and destroyed my chances at having insurance in the future. Continuing to go after me for money I do not have seems punitive and I hope you will reconsider your threats seeing as how all of this happened through no fault of my own.
Thank you,


[feralkittycat]

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inspired by bean this is my own strongly worded letter... i'm sure it will do me NO good at all but i'm writing it anyway cos i am having a rotten day and it makes me feel a little bit better to try and force some humanity onto the soulless fuckers that are the insurance industry... i'm going to go lay down in the corner and weep for a while now, excuse me.

crankyassbitchmotherfuckingferalkittycat

is anybody else around here a total cunt in the morning too?

i swear, M - F, i am impossible in the mornings. i'm not sure when, where and how it started.

i lie. i know exactly when, where and how it started. i grew up in a house where sleep was considered sacred. the only real overarching goal was to get into bed and stay there as long as you could. naps were a competitive sport with me and my mom. we always said that eaton family women could sleep the fuck out of anybody else. aunts, cousins, all of us, have been raised to be proud of the fact that we could get up at 9am and take at least 3 naps before bedtime. and the worst sin of all was to wake somebody up. i grew up tiptoeing around a sleeping person. and i never minded because i was always afforded that same respect.

but the rest of the world, apparently, isn't this way. why is beyond me. i think all of you morning people that fly out of bed smiling and ready to chatter and exist are insane.

every morning that i am not allowed to wake up when i want feels like hell. it feels like god takes his giant angry foot and kicks my ass right out of bed into a cold pool of water filled with jellyfish and stingrays. when i wake up in the morning i am prone to throw tantrums and be pissy and resentful. i feel personally assaulted that i am being forced out of delicious, golden snooziness into the harsh light of evil wakefulness.

and then it takes at least an hour and a half of coffee, morning radio and great effort for me to be a human being. i like to blame the 200 mg of seroquel i take every night but i suspect it's just a major character flaw.

tomorrow is saturday. a day where I get to fucking decide if it's time to get up yet or not. a day when i am not pulled out of sleep and into the living hell that is the morning. a day when i can drift into wakefulness on my own time and then just sit, slowly drink coffee and smoke as many bowls as i want. (thank goddess for the wake and bake, honestly, if i could get up early every morning and get raging stoned to ease my way into the day i'd be improved by a million percent. it's the LACK of weed in the am that makes me a bitch. yeah, that's it. that's the ticket.)

so i just wanted to bitch a little bit. is anybody else as fucking miserable on schoolmornings as me?

alright, which one of you hippies broke tribe?

somebody must have been tracking sand from the playa all over the place cos shit is fucked up.... has been for days....

if i were paying for this i'd be raging pissed.

as it is i am merely annoyed.

why can't they fix this crap in the middle of the night?

lame. lame lame.

yeah, that's right, i'm mean. don't bother telling me cos i've heard it all before.

i think i ate too much sugar this morning.

The Hater: VH1: Pop Cultural Ouroboros

posted by: Amelie Gillette
June 16, 2008 - 4:16pm

When you wrap yourself in a warm blanket of nostalgia and think back about 2002, what comes to mind? Do you remember singular moments from your own life--a slideshow of flickering images of the people you knew, the times you had, the places you went? Or do you instead see a long, narrow hallway cluttered with the pop cultural detrius of the 80s, and lined with chorus of talking heads, their endless quipping building to a loud, cacophonous, echoing roar?

If it's the latter, then you probably watched too much VH1 in 2002, because that was the year that the network debuted, and then incessantly repeated, I Love The 80s, aka Remember This? Hal Sparks Does!, the recent nostalgia parade that spawned Rememberin' The 70s, The 80s Again Again, Let's Quip About The 90s, Mo' Quippin' Bout The 90s, The 80s Again Again: 3-D, and, of course, Best Week Ever.

Well, get ready to remember what it was like to have your memory stirred by things that Rachel Harris remembers because, next week, VH1 is airing I Love The New Millennium. Does it feel like six years ago in here?

Just when you thought there were no more decades left to love, VH1 is back at it with an all-new 8-part series “I Love The New Millennium.” From "Thong Songs" and Big Fat Greek Weddings, to wardrobe malfunctions and the “Big Mouth Billy Bass,” it’s all here, and our expert team of celebrities, musicians, actors, athletes, journalists and comedians are back to tackle every hard hitting issue you can imagine. For example: Where were all those weapons of mass destruction anyway? How did people watch television before TIVO? Who decided that trucker hats weren’t just for truckers anymore? And perhaps most importantly of all… who let the dogs out?

It was bound to happen sooner or later, but the premiere of this show means that VH1 has finally eaten itself. If I Love The New Millennium: 2002 doesn't include a clip of Hal Sparks commenting on Hal Sparks commenting on something from I Love The 80s in an endless feedback loop set to the soundtrack of "Rock Your Body," then what will they show two years from now in I Love The New Millennium: 2008 3-D?

The 25 Worst Sitcoms Ever... according to tv crunch

TV has its hits and misses, right? For every great sitcom, there’s a pile of crappy ones. Some get cancelled right out of the gate — others drag on for years, begging to be put out of their misery.

Join us in this look back at the 25 worst sitcoms.
25. Veronica’s Closet (1997 –2000)
Cast
Kirstie Alley - Veronica Chase
Dan Cortese - Perry Rollins
Wallace Langham - Josh Blair
Daryl Mitchell - Leo Michaels
Kathy Najimy - Olive Massery

Plot
Veronica (Kirstie Alley) is a romance expert, but not when it comes to her own life. A divorced woman, she owns a lingerie company called Veronica’s Closet and interacts with co-workers Olive (Kathy Najimy), Josh (Wallace Langham), Leo (Daryl Mitchell) and Perry (Dan Cortese).

Why it’s on the list
Some argue that the first season of Veronica’s Closet was funny, but the addition of Ron Silver in the second season was the kiss of death. Not sure we agree though – we wanted to like Veronica’s Closet after Kirstie Alley’s run on Cheers, but the only thing this had going for it was supporting players Wallace Langham and Kathy Najimy.

24. Charles in Charge (1984- 1990)
Cast
Scott Baio - Charles
Willie Aames – Buddy Lembeck
James T. Callahan – Walter Powell
Nicole Eggert – Jamie Powell
Josie Davis – Sarah Powell
Alexander Polinsky – Adam Powell

Plot
Charles is more than babysitter to the Powell kids – he’s a friend! Charles in Charge focused on the college student’s interaction with the Powell family and how he managed his own social life. And don’t forget kooky sidekick Buddy Lembeck, played by Willie Aames.

Why it’s on the list
Hear us out on this. Yep, Charles in Charge had Scott Baio and Willie Aames at their finest - only their finest wasn’t especially good. It does have that kickin’ theme song. Charles in Charge is definitely a show that you love to hate (or is it hate to love?).

23. The Nanny (1993 – 1999)
Cast
Fran Drescher – Fran Fine
Charles Shaughnessy – Maxwell Sheffield
Daniel Davis - Niles
Lauren Lane – Chastity Claire “C.C.” Babcock
Nicholle Tom – Margaret “Maggie” Sheffield
Benjamin Salisbury – Brighton Sheffield
Madeline Zima – Grace Sheffield

Plot
Flushing, New York cosmetics saleslady with nasal and whiny voice is mistaken for a nanny applicant for rich Manhattan widow Maxwell Sheffield – and she’s hired. Yet another sitcom (see Mr. Belvedere, Charles in Charge) of the hired help becoming part of the family dynamic. The twist here is the sexual tension between the nanny and the dad.

Why it’s on the list
Fran Drescher’s trademark laugh was a real comedy killer. How many times can you listen to that laugh without wanting to jab a sharp object into your ear?

22. Webster (1983 - 1989)
Cast
Emmanuel Lewis - Webster Long
Alex Karras - George Papadapolis
Susan Clark - Katherine Calder-Young Papadapolis

Plot
A post-retirement football player and his wife have their lives shaken up when they take in the orphaned son of a former teammate. Capitalizing on the cute factor, Emmanuel Lewis was the answer to Diff’rent Strokes’ Gary Coleman.

Why it’s on the list
Cuteness aside, there were few laughs in this 80s staple. Former football player Alex Karras and his real life wife, Susan Clark, as fictional spouses George and Katherine Calder-Young Papadapolis didn’t deliver. Funniest thing about Webster? Papadapolis.

21. All-American Girl (1994 – 1995)
Cast
Margaret Cho - Margaret Kim
Amy Hill - Yung-hee ‘Grandma’ Kim
J.B. Quon - Eric Kim
Jodi Long - Katherine Kim
Clyde Kusatsu - Benny Kim

Plot
All-American Girl was based on Margaret Cho’s stand-up routine and looked at the culture clash between an Americanized daughter and her very traditional Korean mother and father.

Why it’s on the list
Perhaps attempting to capitalize on the success of comedian-turned-sitcom-star Jerry Seinfeld, Margaret Cho took on her sitcom with tons of enthusiasm. The Asian-American storylines, however, just never grabbed audiences and the show ended up in the crapper.

20. Babes (1990 – 1991)
Cast
Wendie Jo Sperber - Charlene Gilbert
Susan Peretz - Darlene Gilbert
Lesley Boone - Marlene Gilbert

Plot
Babes revolved around three overweight sisters, — who all lived together in a tiny New York City apartment — and their relationships and careers. The show came under some criticism for its “fat” jokes.

Why it’s on the list
The situations of three chubby chicks just didn’t work with the viewing public and the series got canned after its first season.

19. Mr. Belvedere (1985 – 1990)
Cast
Christopher Hewett – Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere
Ilene Graff - Marsha Cameron Owens
Rob Stone - Kevin Owens
Tracy Wells - Heather Owens
Brice Beckham - Wesley T. Owens
Bob Uecker - George Owens

Plot
Oh the hilarity of a British male live-in housekeeper/nanny serving an American family, right? Mr. Belvedere, the hired help, really became a part of their lives (not unlike Alice on the Brady Bunch) - there to handle the highs and lows of the Owens family.

Why it’s on the list
Dad was played by Bob Uecker. That should have been enough of a turn-off right there, plus British Belvedere’s moral and life lessons got old fast.

18. Family Matters (1989 – 1998)
Cast
Reginald VelJohnson – Carl Otis Winslow
JoMarie Payton – Harriette Winslow
Kellie Shanygne Williams – Laura Lee Winslow
Darius McCrary – Edward “Eddie” James Arthur Winslow
Jaleel White – Steven “Steve” Quincy Urkel
Telma Hopkins – Rachel Crawford
Rosetta LeNoire – Estelle “Mother” Winslow

Plot
Family Matters is actually a spin-off of Perfect Strangers, which isn’t a good thing, considering Strangers made our list of worst sitcoms too. While the show is about the Winslow family, it’s really nerdy next door neighbor Stephen Urkel that steals the show. And Urkel wasn’t even part of the original cast!

Why it’s on the list
How did Urkel and the Winslow clan survive so long on television? With a patented catchphrase, the nerdy disguise (Glasses? Check. High water pants? Check. Suspenders? Check.) and the out-there voice, Urkel’s shtick wore out fast. Or did it? 10 years is a long run.

17. The Ropers (1979 - 1980)
Cast
Norman Fell - Stanley Roper
Audra Lindley - Helen Roper
Jeffrey Tambor - Jeffrey P. Brookes III
Patty McCormack - Anne Brookes
Evan Cohen - David Brookes

Plot
Three’s Company landlords Stanley and Helen Roper leave the apartment complex and move into a new one. Still the same Roper dynamic, but without the Three’s Company gang.

Why it’s on the list
The Ropers on Three’s Company? Hilarious. However, the characters were too much to handle on a weekly sitcom since viewers were used to seeing the pair in small doses. The spin-off was the answer to “What happened to the Ropers after they left the Three’s Company gang?” Turned out, their lives weren’t interesting (or funny) enough to follow.

16. Life on a Stick
Cast
Zachary Knighton – Laz Lackerson
Charlie Finn - Fred
Rachelle Lefevre - Lily
Saige Thompson -Molly Callahan
Amy Yasbeck - Michelle Lackerson

Plot
Again with the slackers, Life on a Stick followed Laz Lackerson and his friend Fred — and their adventures working at the local mall’s food court. Mean manager, cute co-worker and dysfunctional family are all part of the formula.

Why it’s on the list
Stick a fork in it, because Life on a Stick only survived one season. With good reason – few wanted to watch the goings on at the food court and the characters and comedy were light on laughs.

15. It’s a Living (1980 – 1982 ABC; 1985- 1989 syndication)
Cast
It’s a Living had an ever changing cast during its six season run, but most notably featured:
Ann Jillian – Cassie Cranston
Gail Edwards – Dot Higgins
Marion Mercer – Nancy Beebe
Crystal Bernard - Amy Tompkins
Barrie Youngfellow – Jan Joffmeyer
Sheryl Lee Ralph - Ginger St. James
Paul Kreppel - Sonny Mann

Plot
Do you remember this one? Yeah, we don’t blame you if you missed it. Waitresses gettin’ by while working at a restaurant atop a hotel. Hmm.. yeah.

Why it’s on the list
This one was just bad on so many levels. Sorry Crystal Bernard and Ann Jillian fans, but It’s a Living was a total flop, with jokes that never got off the ground. Amazing this one lasted so long.

14. Shasta McNasty (1999 – 2000)
Cast
Carmine Giovinazzo - Scott
Jake Busey - Dennis
Dale Godboldo - Randy

Plot
Shasta McNasty follows three slackers — Scott, Dennis and Randy – and their band Shasta. The plot relies heavily on the threesome’s lack of doing any real work and instead hanging out and, well… slacking.

Why it’s on the list
By name alone, this ill-fated sitcom was going nowhere – and fast. Do you know anyone who tuned in to watch this crappy mccrapster show?

13. George (1993)
Cast
LaCrystal Cooke - Vanessa
George Foreman - George Foster
Pablo Irlando - Mauricio Butler
Tony T. Johnson - ‘Bubba’ Foster
Sheryl Lee Ralph - Maggie Foster

Plot
Digging up plot details for “George” proved to be quite an ordeal. It seems to have disappeared from most people’s memories altogether. Best we can recall, it was about an ex-boxer (not much of a stretch) who works with troubled kids.

Why it’s on the list
George Foreman – great boxer. George Foreman – makes a good grill. George Foreman – not an actor. This show fell short in so many areas, but trying to carry Foreman’s athletic and grilling success to a sitcom didn’t fly.

12. Harry and the Hendersons (1991 – 1993)
Cast
Bruce Dickenson - George Henderson
Molly Cheek - Nancy Henderson
Carol-Ann Plante - Sara Henderson
Zachary Bostrom - Ernie Henderson
Kevin Peter Hall - Harry (first season only)
Dawan Scott - Harry (second season only)
Brian Metal - Harry (third season only)
Noah Blake - Brett Douglas

Plot
Hilarity ensues when the Hendersons find Bigfoot during a camping trip and bring him home to live with them. It’s based on the movie of the same name.

Why it’s on the list
What’s wrong with this formula? Take a shitty movie and make it into a shitty TV show. Hope people will watch. Not happening. Harry and the Hendersons was a train wreck on both the big and small screens. How the hell did this show last three seasons?

11. We’ve Got it Made (1983 – 1984 NBC; 1987- 1988 Syndication)
Cast
Teri Copley - Mickey McKenzie
Tom Villard - Jay Bostwick
Matt McCoy - David Tucker (1983 – 1984)
John Hillner - David Tucker (1987-1988)

Plot
Two odd-couple roommates in Manhattan hire a live-in maid, played by Teri Copley. The first year of the show, both guys had girlfriends, but later the show was revamped with the boys as bachelors and We’ve Got it Maid took on that Three’s Company vibe.

Why it’s on the list
A hot housekeeper and two lame bachelors didn’t equate to the comedy bar set by Three’s Company. The eye candy of Teri Copley kept viewers around for awhile, but the show had zero substance to keep it going.

10. Double Trouble (1984 - 1985)
Cast
Jean Sagal - Kate Foster
Liz Sagal- Allison Foster

Plot
Twin sisters Kate and Allison Foster (Liz and Jean Segal) are as different as night and day. Kate is the fun one and Allison is serious.

Why it’s on the list
Here’s 80’s schlock at it’s finest. Uh-oh – cute twins pulling the old Parent Trap/Patty Duke switcheroo. There’s only so much switching that can go on before the premise gets old… and this one ran out of steam quickly.

9. Perfect Strangers (1986 – 1993)
Cast
Bronson Pinchot - Balki Bartokomous
Mark Linn-Baker - Larry Appleton
Melanie Wilson - Jennifer
Rebeca Arthur - Mary Anne
Belita Moreno - Lydia

Plot
What happens when Balki Bartokomous, a sheepherder from small Mediterranean island Mypos, moves in with his American cousin? Their differences are the core of the comedy as they share an apartment.

Why it’s on the list
Perfect Strangers really went as far as it could with the weekly buddy comedy formula. While Perfect Strangers was less than perfect, Balki’s accent sure could be funny — “Don’t be ridickulas.”

8. My Two Dads (1987 -1990)
Cast
Greg Evigan - Joey Harris
Paul Reiser - Michael Taylor
Staci Keanan - Nicole Bradford
Chad Allen - Zach Nichols
Florence Stanley - Judge Margaret W. Wilbur
Giovanni Ribisi - Cory Kupkus

Plot
Teenage girl Nicole (Staci Keanan) is left in the custody of two men after her mother passes away. Her mom never knew which was the father, as both were her former boyfriends. They raise Nicole together – Odd Couple-style, with Joey (Greg Evigan) the artist and Michael (Paul Reiser) the clean-cut guy.

Why it’s on the list
The Greg Evigan and Paul Reiser pairing never really took off and the concept that two men who each slept with the same woman could raise a child without ever knowing who was the father seemed far-fetched. Plus this was apparently a world that had never heard of paternity tests.

7. Baby Bob (2002 - 2003)
Cast
Joely Fisher - Lizzy Collins Spencer
Adam Arkin - Walter Spencer
Holland Taylor - Madeline Collins
Elliot Gould - Sam Spencer
Ken Hudson Campbell - voice of Baby Bob

Plot
A baby that talks (with a little CGI magic!) is kept under wrap by his parents, but used to their advantage when Baby Bob plays spy and reports back to them. Baby Bob was actually the spokesbaby for 1997 Freeinternet.com ads and later, became the focal point of a Quizno’s campaign.

Why it’s on the list
The talking baby thing died out with Look Who’s Talking Too – and even that was a stretch.

6. Mama’s Family (1983 – 1984 NBC; 1986 – 1990 syndication)
Cast
Vicki Lawrence - Thelma ‘Mama’ Crowley Harper
Ken Berry - Vinton Harper
Dorothy Lyman- Naomi Oates Harper
Eric Brown - Vinton ‘Buzz’ Harper, Jr.
Karin Argoud - Sonja Harper
Rue McClanahan - Aunt Fran Crowley
Carol Burnett - Eunice Harper Higgins
Harvey Korman - Ed Higgins

Plot
A spin-off of characters from a Carol Burnett Show sketch, Mama’s Family featured the southern Harper family… and their daily dysfunction. Main characters included Vicki Lawrence as Thelma “Mama” Harper and her recently divorced son Vinton (Ken Berry) and his teenage kids who live with Mama. Dorothy Lyman played Vinton’s new wife, Naomi. Eunice, played by Carol Burnett, was on the first season of the show.

Why it’s on the list
Just because Carol Burnett’s show was great, doesn’t mean the spin-off could reach the same level. The characters were over-the-top (and not in a good way) - and you can only handle so much blue-haired bitter old lady. Mama’s Family was originally cancelled by NBC, but somehow managed to get a syndication deal and live on for four additional seasons.

5. Cavemen (2007 – 2008)
Cast
Bill English - Joel
Nick Kroll - Nick
Sam Huntington - Andy
Kaitlin Doubleday - Kate

Plot
This failure of a sitcom followed cavemen Joel, Nick and Andy in their experiences with modern day life and how they fit in as Neanderthals. Uh-huh. Is it any wonder Cavemen only lasted eight episodes?

Why it’s on the list
This one’s still pretty fresh in our memories as one of the worst sitcom offenders. The wounds are still healing from the concept of making a sitcom out of a popular Geico insurance ad campaign. Note to networks: basing an entire sitcom on a popular ad campaign does not a successful sitcom make.

4. Woops! (1992)
Cast
Fred Applegate - Jack Connors
Lane Davies - Curtis Thorpe
Cleavant Derricks - Dr. Frederick Ross
Meagen Fay - Alice McConnell
Marita Geraghty - Suzanne Skillman
Evan Handler - Mark Braddock
David Lascher - Kiefer

Plot
Kids accidentally set off a nuclear missile and the Russians counterattack… result? The world population is destroyed - except for six people left to live on a farm: the narrator, an ex-school teacher, a feminist, a stock broker, a homeless person and a pathologist.

Why it’s on the list
Just like Babes, Woops! was one of the Fox networks early low budget attempts at humor. They couldn’t all be Married With Children I suppose.

3. Yes, Dear (2000 – 2006)
Cast
Anthony Clark - Gregory Thomas ‘Greg’ Warner
Jean Louisa Kelly - Kim Warner
Liza Snyder - Christine Hughes
Mike O’Malley - Jimmy Hughes

Plot
Two young couples have varying outlooks on parenting — Kim and her husband Greg are uptight, while Kim’s sister Christine and her husband Jimmy are laid back. And since Jimmy and Christine live in Kim and Greg’s guest house, hilarity is always close by.

Why it’s on the list
This series ran for six painful years, leaving many to wonder how shit like this could continue to exist on TV while other (better) series were cancelled. All the elements of a crappy sitcom – bad writing, bad acting – and no sign of funny anywhere.

2. Homeboys in Outer Space (1996-1997)
Cast
Flex Alexander - Tyberius Walker
Darryl M. Bell - Morris Clay
Rhona Bennett - Loquatia
Kevin Michael Richardson - Vashti
Paulette Braxton - Amma

Plot
This UPN sitcom featured button-down type Morris Clay (Darryl M. Bell) and fun-loving Tyberius Walker (Flex Alexander) flying about in a winged car starship called the Space Hoopty. The on-board computer, Loquatia, had a crush on Morris. The homeboys travel on adventures that include Ty’s brother-in-law Vashti and bounty hunter Amma.

Why it’s on the list
This is one of the more obscure entries on the worst sitcom list, so there’s an accomplishment! A weak plot coupled with poor writing… aw, who are we kidding? This failed by plot alone and was cancelled due to low ratings. Even the NAACP protested the concept.

1. Small Wonder
Cast
Dick Christie - Ted Lawson
Marla Pennington - Joan Lawson
Jerry Supiran - Jamie Lawson
Emily Schulman - Harriet Brindle
Tiffany Brissette - Vicki the Robot

Plot
Dad creates a robot, Vicki, but the family keeps it secret from the rest of the world (including nosy neighbors), pretending she is really part of the family.

Why it’s on the list
The only funny thing about Small Wonder is how bad the show was. Just goes to show that 1980s show standards were slightly lower than they are today. Really? A lame girl robot? And it ran for four seasons?
source: tv.popcrunch.com/the-25-wo...coms-ever/

r. kelly acquitted.

to quote The Boy:

"well there you go, Kenneth Keith [Kallenbach] ...dies in jail over an accusation...R. kelly pees on a 14 yr old gives her $200 on video...and walks"

some fucked up shit, man. just ain't right.

when did it become acceptable to use defenseless animals for the sexual pleasure of human beings?

animals canNOT consent to sexual activity. non-consensual sex is NOT cool. using an animal for sex is abuse.

period.

there, i said it. not in a tribe in response to what some people have posted. but on my blog.

yes i bought the policy cos i have a mad crush on erin esurance

my current summertime fantasy? chopping off all this goddamn hair into a flippy little shag bob thing and dying it bright pink. only i wouldn't do what i did last summer and do it myself with manic panic. i fucking stripped my hair to all hell and i'm still dealing with the horrific growout mess and the loss of hair that ensued. if i had the money i'd go to somebody who knew what they were doing and have it done.

but alas no money for that sort of thing. and if money DID fall out of the sky which i somehow couldn't spend on poosnack's impending surgery and my car and The Boy's truck it would go to new tattoos. dude, i haven't had a new tattoo since last june. been way too long.