What are your middle names?
diane/jay

How long have you been together?
since july of '06 (except for some rough patches here and there but we don't like to talk about that...)

How long did you know each other before you started dating?
we were "dating" from the word go...

Who asked who out?
i placed the ad and he answered it... we chatted online for a day or so and then i said, "ok, so when are we meeting up?" cos i couldn't stand not to meet this magnificent creature in person as soon as possible

How old are each of you?
we are both 37 (born 2 days apart the same year - we are almost the same person in a gazillion ways)

Are you married?
No

Who's dad do you see the most?
probably mine but that's cos my mom just died and we are thrown together alot now....

Who’s mother do you see the most?
his, cos my mom no longer possesses a body to go visit... sometimes we suspect she's hanging around our apartment however so who knows?...

Who’s siblings do you see the most?
neither - i have none and i've still not met his brother - he lives far away

Do you have any children?
yes! we have two delicious brown tabbies - a boy named kool keith and a girl named tigrrrlilly poosnacks and we love them desperately!

What about pets?
some people call them pets, we call them our furry babies

If so, what kinds?
see above

Which bill is the hardest on you as a couple?
we live VERY frugally and are happy that way... we keep our bills low so nothing's that hard on us...

Did you go to the same school?
no

Are you from the same hometown?
no

Do you live in the same town now
yes we do and i LOVE it in the valley (his home turf)

Who is the smartest?
we each have our areas of genius..

Who is the most sensitive?
i think we are very much equal on this one... it may sound crazy but it's very true.

Where do you eat out at most as a couple?
we rarely eat out, i like to cook for us...

Where do you shop the most as a couple?
walmart/target

Where is the furthest you have traveled as a couple?
vegas... but amsterdam should be happening later this year (cannabis cup!!!!!!!!)

Who has the best group of friends?
we are both pretty solitary except for each other.... given the choice we'd always rather be together than with anybody else... i'm sure it drives people crazy.

Who has the craziest ex's?
him.

Who has the worst temper?
him.

Who does the cooking?
me... i loooooooooooove to cook and bake and he likes to eat!

Who is more social?
we are both pretty anti-social and loathe parties and shit... we'd both rather sit on the couch with keith and poo and smoke weed and snark at the tv or listen to music

Who is the neat-freak?
hahahaha.... neither of us and we like it that way

Who is the most affectionate?
oh we are equally affectionate and inflict terrifying PDA on innocent people everywhere we go... honestly the world is probably happier when we stay home

Who is the most stubborn?
ME - i'm half armo so i have him beat by miles

Who hogs the bed?
the four of us seem to share the bed pretty equally...

Who wakes up earlier?
him

Where was your first date?
the blue room!!!!

Who said I Love You first?
definitely me, i was a goner from moment ONE

Who has the biggest family?
him

Do you give/get flowers often?
no

How did you spend the Holidays last year?
smoking weed and canoodling

Have you discussed the Holidays this year?
good god no... we are not "holiday" kinda people - except for 4/20 which is a big deal in our household

Who is more jealous?
i'd say we are equally matched there too

Do you have little pet names for each other?
oh yes we do but i'm not spilling... you'd all think we were too dorky and i gotta rep to maintain, man