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tom

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last updated 12/23/06
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the late senator everett dirksen used to promote the marigold as our national flower.

this prompted david brinkley to offer a commentary against the marigold "... because it isn't pretty and it smells bad."

some lady wrote in to say that-- given the state of the world-- maybe that was appropriate.

brinkley wrote back: "i always thought flowers were supposed to be a relief from ugliness and sordidness... not a confirmation of it."
Fri, September 30, 2005 - 7:49 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
best line from a show i saw last week:

homeless: hey... you got a dollar for a burrito?

pedestrian: you don't LOOK like a burrito.
Thu, September 29, 2005 - 8:28 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
maybe drummers could augment their livings by marching the streets offering to cure hiccups.

"here comes the hiccup man", people would say.
Wed, September 28, 2005 - 7:40 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
just found out that clara harris and major rathbone-- the engaged couple in the presidential box when lincoln was shot-- were also step-siblings. i wonder if lincoln's last thought was about how wierd that is. rathbone eventually murdered his wife and wound up in an insane asylum. coincidence? i think not.
Tue, September 27, 2005 - 10:28 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
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