Male

35

Well, if you must know, I'm a superhero. By day, I work in the northern reaches of Silicon Valley working high-tech magic -- but that's just a cover for my secret identity. At night, I fly through the city fighting crime, dispensing comic justice and snappy one-liners in equal quantities, and just generally being all sparkly and impressive in my brightly-colored outfits. (Which are appropriate for a variety of venues -- police stations, evil lairs, dance floors, etc.) I'll admit it -- it's tough, leading this double-life. But the citizens of our fair city deserve no less, and ... well, I guess I just care that much.