The battlefield was the kitchen.

The players included the kitchen floor, the butcher block, a topless travel mug full of 2 cups worth of chai and vanilla soy milk, breakfast and a cell phone. MY cell phone.

The cell phone found itself on the floor, in three pieces, with chai pouring into it as it bathed in the puddle that formed.

To the phone's credit, it still works. The only problem - no one can hear me when I speak. None of the info was lost - the final pictures of Kyrie are a... read more