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i am the least interesting person i know, but i know some exceptionally interesting people.
i want to believe that the good shall reap the rewards of a life well lived and the evil shall fall under the weight of their own corrupt hearts. what the heck is a FOAF?
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She has spoken
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My mother called and interrupted a fairly important business meeting to inform me that Lutherans, in general, are okay.
blog entry posted Mon, May 14, 2007 - 1:43 PM
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Dusting Off the Cobwebs
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Where the hell is everyone? Can two people be considered everyone? You know what? I don't care. I have a 32 year old part time English teacher from Morocco sending me messages out of the blue. He is going to be my new best friend.
Lou, I u... read more
blog entry posted Sun, March 25, 2007 - 1:36 PM
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Wake me when it's over
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My annual holiday depression has kicked in. I can tell because I started to self-medicate this morning. I woke up and ate all the fondant holly leaves off the cake I bought for the office party. I hate the fucking holidays. My mother will not ...
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blog entry posted Sun, December 10, 2006 - 8:55 AM
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Cinema Paradiso
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It's a Thanksgiving day ritual that my mother and I go to a movie after dinner. I have no idea which one to go to this year so I will conduct a poll. Keep in mind that IMAX is out because it makes mother nauseous.
1. A Good Year 2. Barnyar... read more
blog entry posted Mon, November 20, 2006 - 7:22 AM
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Lu-Lu = Ju-Ju?
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Even I can't believe I just thought up that title.
I wonder if my autographed headshot of Lucille Ball would improve the feng shui in the bedroom? This is typical of what runs through my mind on Mondays.
blog entry posted Mon, November 13, 2006 - 12:02 PM
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My mother called and interrupted a fairly important business meeting to inform me that Lutherans, in general, are okay.
Mon, May 14, 2007 - 1:43 PM
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Where the hell is everyone? Can two people be considered everyone? You know what? I don't care. I have a 32 year old part time English teacher from Morocco sending me messages out of the blue. He is going to be my new best friend.
Sun, March 25, 2007 - 1:36 PM
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Lou, I understand your absence since your life is everso full. I couldn't possibly expect you to stop in and say hello when you spend every waking moment chain smoking while glued to the Gameshow Network. On the other hand, Jane has absolutely nothing on... read more
My annual holiday depression has kicked in. I can tell because I started to self-medicate this morning. I woke up and ate all the fondant holly leaves off the cake I bought for the office party. I hate the fucking holidays. My mother will not tell me what she wants no matter how many times I ask. I guess I could figure it out by process of elimination since she is very verbal about what she DOESN'T want -- but the list of her dislikes is so flipping long it could take months. I'm about ...
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Sun, December 10, 2006 - 8:55 AM
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It's a Thanksgiving day ritual that my mother and I go to a movie after dinner. I have no idea which one to go to this year so I will conduct a poll. Keep in mind that IMAX is out because it makes mother nauseous.
Mon, November 20, 2006 - 7:22 AM
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1. A Good Year 2. Barnyard: The Original Party Animals 3. Jackass: Number Two 4. Saw III 5. The Queen
Even I can't believe I just thought up that title.
Mon, November 13, 2006 - 12:02 PM
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I wonder if my autographed headshot of Lucille Ball would improve the feng shui in the bedroom? This is typical of what runs through my mind on Mondays.
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