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naked

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joined on 02/22/04
last updated 08/01/05
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Plan...
Plant Trees
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Andy...
AndyMan Swerving
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Satya
Satya
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Mole
Mole
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Trin...
Trina ~*Re-inventing self*
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Haut...
Haute*Halsey
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BLAC...
BLACKLIST
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My Testimonials

April 21, 2005
Listen To This Person!!! Look At Um!!! Ugly As Sin, Buck-Toothed And Bald!!! Obviously Assets Went Somewhere Else!!! ; ) Me Likey This Person Very Much!!! Peace, Love And Nakedness!!!

Eric "Birdman" Bird
Kid Radioactive Productions
La
La
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April 17, 2005

naked mole-rat ~ my heart beats for thee. i adore your gnaw-ty ways. how i long to feel your teeth gnawing on my elbows and knees in the early morning hours before the dawn. how i crave to smell your sweet cabbage-stained breathe when you arrive on my doorstep. oh...how you pierce my soul with your deep squinty gaze. Together...we shall make MOUNTainzzZZZ out of your mole-hills !!! xoL
Trin...
Trina ~*Re-inventing self*
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March 21, 2005
I am normally not a mole troll, but I love this little mole. I want to hug it, squeeze it, and call it friend.
Capra
Capra
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March 20, 2005
If you've never seen Naked Mole-Rat naked, well...

Okay, maybe you don't want to go there, but I'm here to tell you that you haven't any choice. NMR is always naked.

And what a sight to behold. 'Those wee beady little eyes...' Naked Mole-Rat turns me on. NMR gnaws on my arm. NMR is groovier than NPR.

NMR would be happy to gnaw you too.
Nanc...
NancyPants
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March 16, 2005
so hot.
so pink.
so toothy.

An unseeing pocket warmer.
Beware the nibble and take care in picking the pocket.

Is there an incubator in the vicinity? Ratty looks to be half-baked...premature.

I have to wonder at the handbag possibilities...not a peach in sight.

Perhaps Naked would enjoy messing about in boats???
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Gender
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Age
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i live underground. i'm not actually naked, nor am i either a mole or a rat. and please don't call me ugly, it hurts my feelings.
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I'M A ROCK STAR (blog entry) AND YOU ALL WILL BE COLLECTING MY TOENAIL CLIPPINGS AND SELLING THEM ON E-BAY FOR LOTS OF MONEY SOMEDAY!!!!! Because the world loves me, and wants to keep pieces of me in mason jars on their window sills.
blog entry posted Thu, August 4, 2005 - 11:59 PM permalink - 4 comments
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I'M A ROCK STAR
AND YOU ALL WILL BE COLLECTING MY TOENAIL CLIPPINGS AND SELLING THEM ON E-BAY FOR LOTS OF MONEY SOMEDAY!!!!! Because the world loves me, and wants to keep pieces of me in mason jars on their window sills.
Thu, August 4, 2005 - 11:59 PM permalink - 4 comments
 
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