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Elaine

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Age
40
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about me
Name: Elaine Helen Revier-Okeke
Named For: 2 aunties that visited when I was born
Date of Birth: June 20th 1968
Marriage status: I’m on my 2nd marriage
Anniversary: January 20th 2006
Hubby's name: Prince
Children: Tabitha Ann – 1987, Natalia Tatiana - 1989, passed away, Jazmin Celiia - 1990
Grandson: Oliver - 2005
Religion: Eclectic Wiccan-Pagan, 7 years thus far
Hair: Yeah, a hideous shade of mousy brown ish blonde ish…emphasis on the ish…
Height: 5"2
Weight : pretty pudgy
Collections: Bobble heads, bumper stickers, postcards, Buddhas, Pez dispensers, odd picture frames, wee plastic people and beasties. Invader Zim, Lenore, Squee, Happy Bunny, the Cheshire Cat (to name a few) Keroppi, any foreign cartoonie animals... die-cut note cards, neat little note pads, Halloween (the holiday) stuff
Dislikes: Bigots, religious zealots, mean people, war mongers, haters, organ meats, mosquitoes, disease carrying insects, dirty fingernails (weird aren't I) Snotty girls, back-stabbers, rumors, racist/sexist jokes, people that say “no offence” after smashing my feelings.
WAY QUALITY HEALTH!
Asthma Since 1980, allergic to everything too, really, even my kids saliva!
Epilepsy Since 1987, under control with drugs though
Fibromyalgia Since 1991, runs in the family, the chick's side
PUD Peptic Ulcerative Disease since 2003, this, my 1st husband helped this along!
Status Migraine Since 2006, what a thrill to have a never-ending headache!
FAVORITES
Colors: Kermit the Frog Green & Tangerine Orange
Dressing style: Comfortable but attempting to be attractive at times
Decorating style: Eclectic verging on 'what were you thinking?'
Music: Eclectic= David Bowie, Goth, Jimmi Hendrix, The Beatles, Calypso, Jazz, Blues, Lena Horne, some metal, some oldies but really no country unless it catches me off guard…and no bluegrass
Books: Mysteries, murder mysteries, Stephan King Dean Koontz, must keep me on the edge of my seat and make me afraid to shut off the light!
Movies: Love scary movies, horror, action adventure, occasional war and Jackie Chan, and comedies that are so funny I need my inhaler! LOL!
Drinks: Chi tea, Mountain dew, A&W root beer and Bailey's when I can handle it
Snacks: Cheese Its, Gardettos, and Mint Millano cookies
OK. I think that's enough for now. So if I didn't totally confuse and/or turn you off…
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THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY
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My tire was thumping.

I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.

Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you,

How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.

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Fri, July 7, 2006 - 5:47 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Tw... read more
Wed, July 5, 2006 - 6:44 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
What is a booger made of?

Main Entry: boog·ER
Pronunciation: /BOO - grr/
Function: noun
Etymology: alteration of English dialect buggard, boggart, from 1bug + -ard Date: 1866
1 : BOGEYMAN
2 : a piece of dried nasal mucus

Boogers are mucus (myoo-kuss). Mucus is the thin, slippery material that is found inside your nose. Many people call mucus snot. Your nose makes nearly a cupful of snot every day. Snot is produced by the mucous membranes in the nose, which it moistens and protec... read more
Wed, June 28, 2006 - 4:42 AM permalink - 0 comments
 



Unseen Friends
Poems For The Friends We Chat With On The Internet





Although you are a friend of mine
And letters we exchange
I would not know you on the street
And doesn't that seem strange?

You hold a place within my life
Unusual and unique
We share ideals and special dreams
And still we do not speak

I picture what I think you are
Perhaps you picture me?
An intriguing game for both of us
For someone we cannot see.

So for this friendship we possess
We owe... read more
Tue, June 27, 2006 - 6:43 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
In the mail box:
blueness = way totally cool postcard
Karen D = gorgeous handmade b-day card...
Jeanne K = new Mexico postcard
Jan K = Sticker RR...going to: Amanda D.

Outgoing like today even:
Amanda D = Sticker R.R.
Anthony J = letter
Laurie P = Wish, Socks, Crafty item
Vianna = quilting stuff
Lisa H = QK (label Bags) QH (Slams)
Shanna B = QC (FBs)
Magen S = 10 sticker bags
Rosie E = 4 FBs
Brandi H = 2 Postcards
Rhonda G = thanks
Tammie T = mo... read more
Tue, June 27, 2006 - 5:38 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
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things Hallmark cards don't say (blog entry) THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY
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My tire was thumping.

I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

... read more
blog entry posted Fri, July 7, 2006 - 5:47 AM permalink - 0 comments
new drugZ (blog entry) NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teen... read more
blog entry posted Wed, July 5, 2006 - 6:44 AM permalink - 0 comments
booger (blog entry) What is a booger made of?

Main Entry: boog·ER
Pronunciation: /BOO - grr/
Function: noun
Etymology: alteration of English dialect buggard, boggart, from 1bug + -ard Date: 1866
1 : BOGEYMAN
2 : a piece of dried nasal mucus

Boogers are ... read more
blog entry posted Wed, June 28, 2006 - 4:42 AM permalink - 0 comments
unseen friends (blog entry)


Unseen Friends
Poems For The Friends We Chat With On The Internet





Although you are a friend of mine
And letters we exchange
I would not know you on the street
And doesn't that seem strange?

You hold a place within my life... read more
blog entry posted Tue, June 27, 2006 - 6:43 AM permalink - 0 comments
Mail Call (blog entry) In the mail box:
blueness = way totally cool postcard
Karen D = gorgeous handmade b-day card...
Jeanne K = new Mexico postcard
Jan K = Sticker RR...going to: Amanda D.

Outgoing like today even:
Amanda D = Sticker R.R.
Anthony ... read more
blog entry posted Tue, June 27, 2006 - 5:38 AM permalink - 0 comments
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