aw! man! sara! why did you have to do that? you took all my garbage away from me!! what am i to do without my half empty take-out cartons and bottles with sticky syrup on them and 3 week old ham sandwiches.....!!!! SCREAM!!!!!! that's what i'll do AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! ....

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!


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oh wait a second....
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you are covered in it.....oh my god!! you were so beautiful before.... but now.... you are even more beautiful!!! is that possible?

you see...now this is the sort of person sara is...just when you think someone couldn't get any more beautiful or wonderful...they do something that astounds you....like dumping garbage all over themselves for example...

oh my...i'm so in love

Love you poo bum smelly head..

love
miss joy poo bum smelly head

sara ... darling ... i love you baby..... will you marry me?

sara....welll, um....sure there's some things i could say about her. you know when you buy that new pair of shoes that you love so much and you wear them everyday rain, sun or snow and they are falling apart everywhere but you can't seem to separate yourself from them? ok or you know when you are eating the leftover warm icing from brownies on a spoon, that's so good? or when you work 21 days in a row picking through garbage and finally get a day off? or when you meet bjork and get to have an all-night dance party with her? well, you would give that all up for sara and to be her wife! No matter what shoes you bring around or where you get to party with bjork or what kind of spoon of icing is stuck in your face. no temptation could be worth more than sara. and i'm her lucky lucky wife!!!

sincerely
Sara's wifey

Sara Cake
this delightful treat is super sweet and loved by all

2 cups childlike fun
1 cup of serious
6 tbs smiles
1/2 cup of song
a pinch of pixie dust
500g of trust
1/3 cup empathy
345g sensitivity
2 tbs of funk
sprinkle of stolen kisses
1 litre of creativity
3/4 cup of inner power

Mix all ingredients together. Shake on dancefloor with love.

Sara is my soulsister. The closer i get to her, the more i fall in love with her. When we talk, our brains and spirits ignite into a flame of revelation. She has enough love to cradle the milky way and her passion for beauty makes my heart melt into her emotions. When there's not much to say, she always finds a way to make fun. Whether it be through spontaneous trips to the mountains or opening all my cupboard doors when i'm on the phone, she makes me giggle with excitement and appreciation. Her voice is from the angels and listening to it's melody is like hearing the angels footsteps dancing on a cloud.