tank
My TestimonialsSeptember 3, 2008
Tank lent me her trademark, a 2-inch box end wrench named Elvis. I used it as the Holy Rod of Maintenance, wielding it as the High Priest of the Caustic Mass of the Bavarian Illuminati Motorcycle Club, a ritual with a 13-year tradition.
Elvis Rocks. Tank Rocks. I owe her. 'Nuff said. Grim
Unsu...
September 20, 2006
Oh my Tank. From that first moment that I saw you dance at Spike's... And from that time when I was bartending and you walked in the door and our eyes met... I knew you were someone real. You're actual size, and I like that. I'll admit it: you're kinda like a superhero to me. I'm constantly amazed at who you are. You're mysterious, yet inviting. I feel totally comfortable around you, yet I have NO IDEA what's going on in that head of yours. I suppose you're the perfect enigma. You are a sweet little cupcake, baked by the devil.
August 9, 2006
Biggest penis ever.
July 17, 2006
You rock.
November 3, 2005
The best Grandminion and Evil Overlord could hope for.
|
You are not connected to tank
want to grow your network?
she said:
i just had to punch my brain back into shape and relearn to solve two-variable equations.
Mon, February 23, 2009 - 3:01 PM
permalink -
3 comments
not a party. i'm so out of practice.
i hear tribe is running strong again, so i'ma try and get back into the habit of, y'know, looking at it sometimes.
Thu, February 12, 2009 - 12:54 PM
permalink -
2 comments
to which point and purpose, behold! the blog. of course, now i'm here i've got nothing to say. i'm halfway through a quarter at eastbay, going over all my basic math again and trying to keep up in physics. the class started up where i left off in high school, but s'been a long time since, i guess. almost four years. the midterm last week wasn't too bad, though. my doc... read more
|
