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tank

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joined on 09/07/05
last updated 07/17/09
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My Testimonials

September 3, 2008
Tank lent me her trademark, a 2-inch box end wrench named Elvis. I used it as the Holy Rod of Maintenance, wielding it as the High Priest of the Caustic Mass of the Bavarian Illuminati Motorcycle Club, a ritual with a 13-year tradition.

Elvis Rocks. Tank Rocks. I owe her. 'Nuff said.

Grim


Unsu...
 
September 20, 2006
Oh my Tank. From that first moment that I saw you dance at Spike's... And from that time when I was bartending and you walked in the door and our eyes met... I knew you were someone real. You're actual size, and I like that. I'll admit it: you're kinda like a superhero to me. I'm constantly amazed at who you are. You're mysterious, yet inviting. I feel totally comfortable around you, yet I have NO IDEA what's going on in that head of yours. I suppose you're the perfect enigma. You are a sweet little cupcake, baked by the devil.
August 9, 2006
Biggest penis ever.
July 17, 2006
You rock.
November 3, 2005
The best Grandminion and Evil Overlord could hope for.
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she said:

i just had to punch my brain back into shape and relearn to solve two-variable equations.
not a party.

i'm so out of practice.
Mon, February 23, 2009 - 3:01 PM permalink - 3 comments
 
i has them.
Fri, February 20, 2009 - 1:04 PM permalink - 4 comments
 
i hear tribe is running strong again, so i'ma try and get back into the habit of, y'know, looking at it sometimes.

to which point and purpose, behold! the blog.
of course, now i'm here i've got nothing to say.

i'm halfway through a quarter at eastbay, going over all my basic math again and trying to keep up in physics. the class started up where i
left off in high school, but s'been a long time since, i guess. almost four years. the midterm last week wasn't too bad, though.

my doc... read more
Thu, February 12, 2009 - 12:54 PM permalink - 2 comments
 
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