I could write something real real funny here... something that would make you laugh out loud sittin' there at your computer. Something so witty and eloquent that you'd be taken back with the choice of words selected (so hilariously) you might just have to re-read this entire testimony, before officially pissing your pantaloons.
I could mention all the crazy, off the wall, ridiculous things that I've seen this girl do. I could recall and deliver to you; several situations throughout the years in which this girl has rocked the casbah, or surprised everyone with some outrageous outburst, which in turn created a snowball of laughter and fun. There is space here for me to elaborate on what an amazing friend this girl is. What a devoted, and understanding companion she makes. I could also note her eagerness in seeking a deeper sense of spirituality, or acknowledge her uncanny ability to charm cats.

But I'll just leave it up to you to find out for yourself.






*i love this one, this anastacea.... and i empower her to reach her fullest potential, banishing that which no longer serves her highest good*