Sure, she's cute. Sure, she's sweet (until she's not - but you'll never see it coming, so you might as well not try). You know that. Everyone knows that. You might even know that she kicks ass, and impresses everyone who comes in contact with her. What you don't know is that she secretly dresses up as a ninja and fights the giant robots who want to destroy humanity.

Well, ya learn somethin' new every day, don'cha?