cat deakins is a top-rated seller (four stars)

she remits all merchandise promptly and swiftly, and covers postage costs as well.

cat deakins has over four thousand successful transactions, and she has only screwed over buyers half the time.

one satisfied customer writes, "I ordered the aluminum heart-shaped bookends, but instead received a giant black dildo. i was horribly offended because i am a racist."

cash only, please.

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superhero (win)