1. Is that your natural hair color?
unfortunatly

2. Where was your default pic taken?
dick faire

3. What's your middle name ?
Michael

4. Your current relationship status?
In a desperately ridiculous state of "smitten" or happily living in sin.........yah, thats right you heard the woman, I'd add in Love

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
she sure does, she told me so on Valentines day.....you can vomit now ....the answer is yes

6. What is your current mood?
MOOD ? ! MOOD ? mood is a thing for cattle and love play,,,,,

7. What color underwear are you wearing?
black cotten knit boxers, soft and roomy...nice

8. What influences your happiness?
I changed the wording of the question,nothing can "make" you happy and the answer is Claudia,my friends,music and Haggendaaz vanilla+brownie chunks ice cream. Just to name a few.


9. Are you musically inclined?
I'm inclined towards singing

10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
I would have dropped enough acid in Oppenhiemer's coffee to make him stupid for life...

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day- what would you be?
a bird- this really is the best choice sweetheart

12. Ever had a near death experience?
yes, almost drowned in a pitch black icewater tunnel uner 8 feet of snow and dirt, it was a skiing accident.

13. Something you do a lot?
pull and chew on my goatee hair

14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
saffron by DCD

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
my honey

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
barbara strisand and I really dont care how her name is spelled

17. When was the last time you cried?
a year and a half ago I think

18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
yes many times

19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
omnipotence... he he beat that one suckas

20. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
Hair

21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
I prefer not to support starfucks, they are currently trying to starfuck Africa out of their coffee rights and heritage btw.

22. What’s your biggest secret?
yah right

23. What's your favorite color?
colour-blue, non colour-black

24. When was the last time you lied?
today when someone asked me how I was doing and I said "good" when I was actually pissed off and tired.
yes...I am senior cranky pants

25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
kiddie movies-no and Im a new CSI junkie....it's as they say "like the crack"

26. Do you have braces?
in Junior high......which is what this questionare was written for I'm now realizing

27. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
my teeth, I should have worn that retainer like the asshole told me to

28. What are you eating or drinking?
pomegranate lemonade Juice Squeez made by Crystal Geyser, deeeeee-lish

29. Do you speak any other language?
fluently, no but I'd like to learn German,Scots Gaelic and Latin

30. What's your favorite smell?
napalm...... I believe (and dont quote me on this) it smells like victory ?