I hate to advocate alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for the STUD. He may be the almighty STUD to you but to me he is the most insane mother f#cker in the land!

Stud is power incarnate. He has honed his macabre craft in a timely fashion, be it powerbombing puppies onto a sheet of NASA-grade titanium or forcing a blade job onto others whether they want to bleed or not. He will buy you a drink and kick your ass.

I have known this man for many years. We have had many epic battles in the squared circle. Some of our more memorable matches include the match billed as 20 years in the making and our last encounter, the finals of the Death Match tournament. This master of the Stud Bomb is perhaps the strongest man in BHMFW (Big Hairy's Mad Fresh Wrestling).