Best karaoke ever.

Glenny is the most talented Karaoke DJ you will ever come across. He does it all. He can harmonize. Ring the cowbell. Breakdance on a dirty floor with no cardboard. Play air guitar. Push the smoke machine button. Play fake mini sax. Play broken keyboard. He brings joy to the world.
Some fond memories that I have:
Glen made smoke and played sax while I sang Hall and Oates' Maneater.
Both of us singing the chorus to OMD's If You Leave.
Glen put me back on track during the beginning of Spandau Ballet's Gold. He saved my ass, 'cause I was totally off key!!

My dream is to start Glenny-Style Karaoke in Asia. We'll start a school to get people used to open mic and having fun and being relaxed while on stage. Then we'll open a chain of karaoke bars, with runways for hot chicks to walk back and forth while we sing, cheap drinks, and of course the best selection of songs possible. We'll make tons of money, get tons of chicks and sing tons of songs!!!

First of all, Glenny is a genius. Anyone who can consistently make people laugh, yet still sing harmonies on point to a freakin' jillion songs is a genius in my book. Second, Glenny is my fuckin' Sensei who I hope to learn enough to make it to the next level (not in a Scientology way, but in a being generous and comfortable in one's on skin way). Do not doubt the power of the Glenny!

No better place to be on a Tuesday night than Amnesia, with Glenn leading the crowd in a loud, drunken, cowbell extravaganza.
Except out getting laid or somethin'. In which case he'll forgive you for not showing up.

Good luck, it finally struck like lightning from the blue! Every highway leads me back to Glenny-Poo.