So what is the deal with all the anxiety about a first burn? Perhaps it is me being inconsiderate because I call BM home. Is it more to do with lack of social infastructure to really put those virgins in safe space.......suppose there is a virginville, were all the petite beagel types and the water trucking, non-tent securing, non-waterbottle over rebar end sticking, spectator types could camp and learn with daily lessons about how the schedule the greeters give you is all wrong. And, yep you guessed it, nope, Cher wont be singing after the burn at the Emeral City.......we could make big virginal sterile condoms with which each virgin could hide within during a dust storm......blah blah......