> GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
> > Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
> > Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well
> > developed and open to trade, especially for someone
> > with cash.
> >
> > Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot,
> > relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
> > Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France , gently
aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.
> > Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain ,
> > with a glorious and all conquering past.
> Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia , lost
> > some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past
> > mistakes, still very strong and proud.
> > Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia , very wide
> > and borders are now largely un-patrolled.
> > After 70, she becomes Tibet .. Off the beaten path,
> > with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the
> > ages...still desirable but only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for
> > knowledge and true love dare visit there.
> >
> > GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
> >
> > Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran - ruled by a
> > dick.