Played Hard, got tired, travelled the world, ate too much, drank just enough, slept as much as possible, kissed dog lips, acted, stretched, burned, shopped, road tripped, cooked, cleaned, and got really close with 1128 used dryer sheets. I funked my junk, got junk in the trunk, sang until I sunk, and had some juicy stunk. The yard is mowed, the flowers cut, the leaves are gone, the dog is walked, the house is cold, the rain is falling, the rain chains broke. I supported a friend, got bored with another, dealt with emotions and realized that being a mellow, left-handed, over-the-top, burlesque circus dreamer was just the easiest route. Wine is flat out delicious. My beef stroganoff would make a vegetarian horny. I'm a tall, brown-eyed, bad-ass. Stop growing - you crazy boobs!! Why you gotta keep getting so much larger??!!You got somewhere to go? You better ask me cuz I got the answers. Yeah, that's it....the answers you need. So, kiss the baby, make sure grannie takes her pills, send a ham this holiday season, know your blood type, burn the man, and send me anything you think if junk because I'll make something fabulous from it. Got it?...........now kiss me...........