Sean "The Mac" McAllen started the San Quinten Barbershop Singing Quartet when first incarcerated there at the age of 8 on a RICO charge involving stolen Hot Wheels. He'd have done more time, but the truckload of Lincoln Logs he boosted from JFK was never recovered. After getting his associates degree in the slammer, he graduated Harvard Med School at the age of 11, becoming the basis for the television character Doogie Howswer, MD. Fly Fishing is his first love, and he's fished every one of the Great Lakes, as well as the Dead Sea. Recieving a Presidential pardon for past transgressions in the 1980's for his help in the little covert operation modern historians like to call "Grenada". An avid horticulturist and tinkerer, he is currently working on a robotic Venus flytrap plant which will not only re-ozone our planets delicate upper atmospheric layers, but will also urinate a snow cone flavored rainbow sludge - which will feed the entire starving continet of Antarctica.