Female

I try to think more before I speak these days, but I'm rarely successful.

I used to complain about being bored, then I realized it was just me. I put an end to that, or at least I try a lot harder to act amused...you'd be amazed how often I end up actually being amused. I am a triple threat. I like costumes and stages and they go together exquisitely with a captive audience, or hell...even a willing one. Theater is the one lasting obsession in my life. I like dancing. A LOT. I'll do it until lactate acid decides my legs shouldn't anymore. I like burlesque and ball room dance, although over the years I have become a shitty follow. I like to pretend I know how to belly and tap dance, one day I'll learn. I sing too. Sometimes I even do it well. I love putting on make-up but I hate wearing it. I obsessively wash my face and no longer leave the house without my fake eyelashes on. Water is a new obsession, I try to drink it each day in an 8/1 ratio with alcohol. This math gets confusing and can cause morning dehydration which I then cure by drinking water. Either way I win, I think. I like cassettes because I can replace them easily if they are stolen or melt in my unairconditioned car. I have no rewind or fast forward button, so I end up throwing shitty tapes out the window if they are disrupting my ears for too long. I always have a Prince cassette in my center console for emergencies. I like making things, and reading things. I like making things on top of things I read, some would call this collage I guess. I doodle and write haiku.