joined on 09/24/03
last updated 10/22/09
about me
skeptical believer, cynical mystic, sweet curmudgeon
At least it's NOT inverted.
Sun, October 4, 2009 - 8:03 PM
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Some is really cool and amazing, like stuff I saw at JPL today. But almost everything else in rows & rows of billions of stores everywhere is just dreck... waste of materials & time & money & energy & space.
TOOOOOO MUCH STUFFFFF!
Tue, September 22, 2009 - 10:12 PM
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one of my friends would post a new photo.
Sun, May 17, 2009 - 1:56 PM
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Mon, May 11, 2009 - 11:44 AM
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Left side is still blank except for a sketch. I know what I want to do there, and it WON'T be pansy-assed leaves.
If I'm a freak and weirdo who doesn't fit in, I'd better do it full-throttle. Soon, soon.
(if I really have to stick around in this failing body and weakening mind for awhile longer.)
Thu, May 7, 2009 - 7:52 PM
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November 29, 2008
There is an integral piece of the imagination that exists in everything but the least frightened of souls.
This is the food that filters AXJ's dreams into living colors and shapes.
Sometimes, I wish I could take a bite. Why must she live so far away?
May 10, 2006
Red hair bristles glue and pointy fingers
Slices and herds the menagerie into her colorbox
Piñata of IV feeds full of rainbow gummi nightmares to echo your derma dreams
March 13, 2006
i can't wait til we screech around in a convertible in your dreams again!
BWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! nahnuhhhhhhhhhhhhh wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
December 31, 2005
Why, she's some kinda wacked-out knuckleheaded artist type. But she's one of the friendly ones. 'kinda easy on the eyes too.
December 29, 2005
we're going to the gun range and we're gonna shoot stuff.
July 21, 2005
Mom's insane.
Give her a break.
I do.
April 28, 2005
AXJ is like this giant, creative, crystallized brain that was conceived at the beginning of time and then rocketed through space seeding the time-line with her brilliance.
Even her shadow has these little twists and whorls that are only half-visible, but when seen full-on have turned even the greatest of men into blubbering simpletons.
She knows the secrets and she knows the names and no one who meets her is ever the same.
April 25, 2005
So AXJ, I'll bet you think you're so cool with your... your TRIBE and... and your friends, and all your fancy Nancy LSD pictures of doll heads and crackers and oatmeal, and tits and bananas and creosote and mortars and pestils and redundancies and irreducible paroxisms without centrifuges uncontaminated by uranium 238, and there's no girraffes as they careen across the savannah at breakneck speed while above they appear as calm as an ocean wave, moving in the way that only giraffes can [as Don Johansen once said], without reservations you waltz into the finest restaurants when the band is paying a samba, refuse the menu, refuse to speak to anyone but the hostess, and ordering chilli-cheese dogs from the greasy joint down the street and making her go get them because the owner of the restaurant wants to get into your pants - but you wont let him, NO! Not even for three chilli-cheese dogs! You MONSTER! You insane epaulette mauler! You wont get away with this and I suppose you think that just because the smartest and the weirdest folks settle in your tribe that that makes you the shit. Well it won't last, Aye Ecks Babee Honee Sweetie Toots Jay. Someday, the drugs will wear off, your politician friends will fall out of favor with the ruling junta, their minions will scatter but not before plundering the cookie jar - your cookie jar honey, the one with the pygmy performing autofellatio rendered in mozaic on it - the girraffes will have dissappeared over the horizon and you, my friend, will be on a train, cookieless, holding a one-way ticket to Palookaville.
And you know where Palookaville is, darling. It's where I live, and I'll meet you at the station. Just be sure to call, and bring flowers.
April 21, 2005
i find it stupifying that i am constantly reminded of Spinal Tap by AXJ...
why? quite simple...
this one goes to 11...
April 15, 2005
Once the champurrado has begun to slightly thicken, after about 10 minutes, add the chocolate, cinnamon and vanilla bean. The tiny granules of corn will take about 20 minutes to swell and thicken, and suddenly the champurrado will become smooth and velvety thick. Serve garnished with cinnamon sticks.
Serves 4
March 22, 2005
NAM MYO HO RENGE KYO
March 17, 2005
This is one beautiful lady right here. I can't wait to put my meat in her mouth.
Really.
March 15, 2005
She's a living doll.
With extra appendages and a funky car.
February 15, 2005
yay valentine!!!!
lovelovelovelovelove
January 16, 2005
I wish I could be AXJ's imaginary child.
January 11, 2005
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Inferno know's you want it, bad!!
December 15, 2004
Exterior incisors labored in a gnawing manner, shredding the waxen tinted batons into unique rugged shavings.
Finale of many excursions provoked a contemplation of infused tar like clumps garnishing the spawn’s tiny mouth.
Defensive to aid in the pacifying of strider thirst!
October 11, 2004
Cosmic car embellishing goddess from Saturn and the velvet-curtained boudoirs of your mind
September 9, 2004
Amanda is a girl whose compelling charm
causes all who are lucky enough to know
her to fall permanently under her
spell. She is genuinely interested in a
broad sweep of subjects, fiercely
creative, helpful, friendly though
unwilling to suffer fools gladly,
sympathetic, empathetic and posessed of
a priceless sense of humor. Unlike too
many of the rest of us Art Bums, she
doesn't just spend all her time
diverting herself with enjoyable
nonsense, but actually does genuine
good in the world, helping the
unfortunate with love and skill, often
to the point of exhaustion, giving
greatly of herself. Also, her Art Car
(or more properly her Art Truck)is
aesthetically the best of them all...
Admired and desired by many, Amanda
adorns every scene she joins.
August 8, 2004
AXJ gives great assemblage...everyone knows this.
May 28, 2004
supercaliwierdalistic!
April 16, 2004
Spiderpez here on many occasions has "mellowed my harsh" as they say. I do not know if I am to be grateful or enraged by this, especially since I don't think she can help being her mellowing self. I suppose I could try to improve her by placing stinging nettles near her six spindly legs but she looks tougher than that. Also, the closer I draw near, the more intoxicating is this mellowing quality. I'll just have to suffer this torment for, indeed, she is more fun than a sargassumfish and that is the most important quality of all.
April 15, 2004
This woman stands as an archetype of what being an artist is about. She is beautiful, unassuming, kind, and one of the most out-of-the-ballpark weird and wonderful people I have ever met.
October 15, 2003
I will love this woman dearly until the day I die. Really. Veteran cacophonist, Original Porn Klown, collage/car-artist, and Extreme Ultraterrestrial Hottie (EUH). She will be standing there when the sun sets forever, naked and pure, holding a golden skull out for you to taste. Go for it.
AXJ is the nazz, with god-given ass.
AXJ is an "art-babe-hipster-type"
AXJ is an "art-slut hipster-bitch" (to paraphrase a former stalker; I deleted his abusive PMs long ago)
AXJ is pretty or
AXJ is awed by fisher king
AXJ is ready and waiting for your hard cock beautiful eyes of
AXJ is awesome
AXJ is cool
AXJ is an outdated version
AXJ is the coolest photo
AXJ is lookin good
AXJ is currently having a small rebellion against the sheer
AXJ is a bad mother
AXJ is by vixen69
AXJ is here
AXJ is going to wrestlemania
AXJ is
AXJ is a vivacious young english diva girl
AXJ is ready and waiting for your hard
AXJ is amazed
AXJ is AXJ is ready and waiting for your AXJ is pretty or AXJ is an outdated version AXJ is lookin good AXJ is amazed AXJ is cool AXJ
AXJ is pretty or ugly? unsubscribe from newsletter
AXJ is pretty or ugly?
AXJ is now hosted at sourceforge
AXJ is the sexiest
AXJ is an outdated version & should be removed to
AXJ is the coolest
AXJ is the advanced maryland automatic network disk archiver
AXJ is available for
AXJ is very clear
AXJ is ready and waiting for your hard cock find reputable sportsbooks and internet casinos
AXJ is currently having a small rebellion against the sheer amount of uni work she has to do and has decided that ficcing is the most effective form of
AXJ is so cool
AXJ is really funny
AXJ is the coolest and from mars
AXJ is a great show
AXJ is also part of the children’s clinic’s nutritional therapy outreach service which provides complementary medicine to residents of government
AXJ is 5 stories tall and is one of the oldest buildings in my city
AXJ is a chocolate point siamese cat with stories
(thanks, Other™michael, for 36 out of 39 of those)
the bunny, always in memory of my fake-son
Title: Hopeless Romantics lyrics
Artist: Steve Earle
You can love most of the people
Most of the time
Now and again if you’re lookin’ I’m sure
You will find
Someone who’s helplessly hoping
That someday
They’ll finally find the one
Hopeless romantics keep hoping that
Someday will come
Used to be you could be sure that a
Warrior was true
Nowadays everyone knows that it’s cool to be blue
Constantly circling close to the flame and then stopping on a dime
Hopeless romantics will go down in flames every time
Hopeless romantics drop everything and run
When they find a broken heart
Always afraid that they’re missing someone
With time on their hands and a missing part
So one of these nights when you’re
Sitting at home all alone
And you’ve finally admitted you’re lonely
Right down to the bone
You might as well get on out in it
’cause you’ve got everything to lose
And hopeless romantics are always
At home with the blues
And a broken heart
Find the missing part
Hopeless romantics are usually
Hopelessly true
this was fun (no, not Bman)
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Cognitive Science,
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Tracy Ace, r.i.p. I LOVE ya, boy! I still miss you badly. You should BE here, DAMMIT!!
Ffafner r.i.p. SEPT. 13!! I miss you so much.
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