Phoenix is the only genuine anacronism I've ever known. The other day he answered the door and I thought I had stumbled into a Tennessee Williams play.

oh phoenix. how do i correctly represent even a window into your brilliance without sounding like i'm mopping up a drink i spilled so very long ago. actually, i took too much responsibility. drinks get spilled. it comes with drinking.

phoenix is clever and manipulative in the right kind of ways. charming, sexy, gentle, innocent. yes, i said innocent. and fucking gorgeous. who doesn't think so? i think nabakov wrote a novel about him. or someone like him. he is a classic gent. a delight in wordplay. a smooth criminal. and a bit of a whiner. really quite lovable. give it a try. i think he even has a money-back guarantee.

hey s, you know i loves ya.

Phoenix makes my panties moist and my nethers feel good funny!
A Prince in the land of Squishey Pussy Pantyland.
insert gleeful giggle here.....
xxxooo Kitten