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I've been eating way too much cake lately. Lifethyme grocery store has a vegan bakery, which is dangerous for me. Being a vegan usually means slimming down, but not when there's all this vegan cake to be eaten. Because it has to be eaten. It's in the refrigerator, and I can't just throw it out. There are vegans in underprivileged nations with no vegan cake for many many many miles around. Because of them, I have to eat all the cake. It's their fault I am fat. I realize that this should probably be a blog entry, but right now, I am here, not there. When I get to making a blog entry, maybe I'll talk about me.