Culann
Gnomish Interests
Book of the Celts,
Celtic Music,
Concrete Blonde,
Dead Pints Society,
Diasporan Gaelic Living,
Faire Folk,
Foreigners in Ireland,
Fresno Metro,
Guinness,
Ireland,
Irish Drinking Songs,
Irish Gaelic Study Tribe,
Massage Therapy & Bodywork,
Outofkontrol,
Renaissance Military History,
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Sharp and Pointies,
Siamsa le Cheile,
St Columcilles Warriors of the Red Hand,
The Art of Party,
Tower District 93728,
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Ah the life of a GnomeYeah it's me.. the lovable irrestable, unstoppable, sometimes drunken, magic fingers, buns of steel, all around sexy beasty that is me
What it is to be meGender
Male
Age
97
Location
about me
Pretty strightforward, verbal, but seemingly stumble around my tongue when I'm attracted to a woman. I am a Massage Therapist, have several Associates Degrees, and am good at what I do. As far as the Gnome thing, it all started when I started wearing a Phrygian cap at Faire, and folks kept making Gnome jokes.. I just went with it and every time I turn around someone is buying me a lawn Gnome.
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Gnome Rants
The artist is called Linda Bergkvist, the picture "dunehnne"
Sat, October 21, 2006 - 6:17 AM
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Hey folks, I haven't posted a blog in probably a year, I've posted a few on myspace but with my nieces rampant over there I have to curtail my words referring to various escapades I have. I'm in the process of recovering from a cold, which means inaddition to feeling miserable, I can't work, on account of the whole massage thing. Did get a lot of writing done. Since last I've told my tale, I've replaced both my roommate a... read more
Been a long while since I last Blogged or did any correspondance. I recently moved to a apertment across the street from my office and have hired a contractor to do repairs to my office. All because I about to get a inspection so my massage business can be covered by insurance. By the time I'm done this venture it will have ran me in the neighborhood of 600 dollars plus.
Mon, October 31, 2005 - 3:35 PM
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In other news October has been a busy month.. Hanford, where I withstood my hazing and ended my ghilliedom (now... read more 
Okay here's a few rants and just tidbits of advice.
Mon, July 18, 2005 - 9:26 AM
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1) After this weekend.. when someone asks me "What are you doing this weekend?" Don't assume they mean to invite you somewhere. I got roped into housesitting for a friend because I said "Nothing". So when she asked me if I could housesit, I had no out. Ended up watching 5 Cats, one dog and a 2 rats all weekend, which kills any "Going out" becuase It can't be overnight. Oh well I guess I earned kudo points 2) The Delk Pest Control ... read more 
Ugh.. tiring week, only to get more worn out,.. as me mum is moving this week. Oh I found out more on my partner and her "Russian" story. He apparently placed hot stones in a pretty inappropiate place.. or damne near as you can get without being a OBGYN. He also apprarenlty does offer happy endings. And doesn't charge extra as he apprently enjoys offering the service. My question is.. what kind of clients does he get and where did he first decide it was okay to try it on a client. She s...
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Wed, June 8, 2005 - 11:50 PM
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Weeks almost over and once again a Gnome is reminded that he doesn't climb. I hurt my leg going up and down the stairs when on the way down arm filled with filled boxes I slipped on the steep steps and while trying to catch myself jerked my already injured right knee.. ughh. Beyond that I've been picking up tons of pregnant women clients... that and gay couples. Where are all the big breasted exotic dancers all wanting the happy ending.. All I get is Ugly Asian Men or Psychotic divorcees h...
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Thu, June 2, 2005 - 9:44 PM
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Ah I blush
Unsu...
April 19, 2005
Gnomey Gnome Gnome.....When John walked into the guild I was pleased right off. His drive and desire was written across his face as a grin so big. Ever since then I am glad to say I have gotten to know a great friend. He would give you the shirt off his back, hell he would give you the skin off his back ifhe could, (Just ask the Car). He has magical hands of power and can turn a normal night of drinking onto a truly drunbken experiance (Never get a massage right before you drink). HE fights with all the frociousness of an irish hero and I know that when it comes to it he is a worthy ally and dangerous adversary. More than that, he is my friend.
April 14, 2005
Culann CLANGS when he walks. I don't know anyone else who is brave enough to wear that Gnome hat and be proud of it. I tell you it takes dedication to do something like that. But that is only scratching the surface of this Gnome. He is the most generous person I know. He will give his last bit of food or the last dollar in pocket to his friends (But don't ask for the hat because then you'll have a fight on your hands. LOL) His generosity is part of his Irish nature, reminding me of the ancient myths of the Gods and Heros of old.
A sweet, kind soul that has the heart of a bard (read his recapps sometimes) and when needed the ferocity of a warrior. I'm glad to have you standing under our banner of the Redhand. And I'm proud to call you a friend. April 13, 2005
He's one of my favorite people to have around, He'd do anything for his friends and has a very giving heart, He's great with kids cause he's a big one, but arent we all. He can have a serious talk when needed or just cheer you up with witty humour, and the only person I know that has made a soundtrack of his friends. Oh and he's the horniest gnome I know. Everyone should have a gnome to call their own.
April 11, 2005
Don't let his sweet gnome looks fool you, true evil lurks within... Muahahahaha!!!
Just kidding Culann is one of the sweetest guys I know, he'd give you the shirt off his back if you needed it. In fact, I think he has.. As my good friend would say, "Remember, it's not a home, till you got a gnome!"
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