1. Are you taller than your best friend?
Nope. Not even close.

2. Do you have a favorite type of pen?
cheap ass bic . blue or black.

3. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's underwear?
every time I steal mr. man's shirts

4.What is your natural hair color?
Idirty mouse dishwater blonde. hate it. Red is it, baby

5. Who was the last person you sat on?
Mr. Man.

6. What color are the curtains in your bedroom?
Dark Green to go with the sage green paint.

7. What's the weirdest thing to be found in your bedroom?
if you aren't faire folk, a rope bound mace.

8. Have you ever had a black and white cat?
yes. Ichabod

9. What is the last thing you licked?
spoon from jello

10. Do you know anyone who lives in Europe?
No.

11. If you had a stack of cash to spend, what would you buy (bills and gas excluded)?
rebuild my house totally green and asthmatic friendly

12. What movie are you looking forward to seeing?
Sweeny Todd.
Elizabeht two
bee movie

13.Can you spell well?
shore cain't

14. What makes you gag?
raw chicken when I am sick. maggots. anything to do with britney

15. How do you feel about the French?
ambivalent. Not thrilled that I couldn't get that externship there.. no penis and all.

16. Pick one: Zombies or Frankensteins Monster?
"Frankenstein. He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker. Woof."
Karla stole my answer. Bitch.

17. What song describes your love life?
oh crap, I don't know

18. Favorite pet?
all of them.

19. Who is on your mind?
it's totally random

20. Last person to give you a business card?
Ewald Notter, Pastry Chef

21. Who is the last person you called?
Mr. Man

22. Did you ever have braces?
nope. thumbsucking as a child fixed all my teeth and gave me a really high palate

23. Last time you had someone cook for you?
I can't even remember

24. Can you make coffee well?
I can.

25. Do you like cheesecake?
Does the pope look like Darth Sidious

26. Last time you received flowers?
Never really, don't like cut flowers.

27. What celebrity disturbs you most?
britney. girl needs some help and someone to tell her "no"

28. Do you play air guitar?
no. Air drums.

30. Do you have any stuffed animals?
a few. mostly bears, and kitties

31. What possession of yours classifies you as a geek/nerd?
WoW. D&D. I collect female action figures

32. What got you through high school?
the hope of escape

33. What makes you happy inside, but you can't really explain it?
cartoons

34. What made you cry last?
A letter from my mom's lung transplant doctor that says I was an excellent caretaker.

35. Do you like surprises?
no.

36. What's your 'emphasize' word?
motherfucker

38. How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
20 minutes

39. Have you ever worn a crown?
thorns?

40. Are you ticklish?
yes. don't try it, I will punch you.

41. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut?
more than 3 years.

42. Who is the last person that sent you a text that you returned?
mr. man

43. Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of?
mr. man