Blah Blah Blah

I am about to do something very bad for a very good cause.

Lessa — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:43:09 GMT

If you are sleeping with someone you are not supposed to be, knock it off.

5 things

Lessa — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 21:33:46 GMT

If you are reading this, I don't know as much about you if you aren't on Livejournal..... So tell me five things about you. Anything. Marital status. Favorite color. What you hate, what you love. If you are graphic, I may slap you around a bit- so keep it simple! about me? 1. Happily ensconced. 2. I adopt big drooly dogs 3. I hate raspberries 4. I love to watch movies, preferably comedies 5. I love to play with 340 degree sugar. Your turn!!!

I stole it from Karla, that Whore!

Lessa — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 04:42:07 GMT

1. Are you taller than your best friend? Nope. Not even close. 2. Do you have a favorite type of pen? cheap ass bic . blue or black. 3. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's underwear? every time I steal mr. man's shirts 4.What is your natural hair color? Idirty mouse dishwater blonde. hate it. Red is it, baby 5. Who was the last person you sat on? Mr. Man. 6. What color are the curtains in your bedroom? Dark Green to go with the sage green paint. 7. What's the weirdest thing to be found in your bedroom? if you aren't faire folk, a rope bound mace. 8. Have you ever had a black and white cat? yes. Ichabod 9. What is the last thing you licked? spoon from jello 10. Do you know anyone who lives in Europe? No. 11. If you had a stack of cash to spend, what would you buy (bills and gas excluded)? rebuild my house totally green and asthmatic friendly 12. What movie are you looking forward to seeing? Sweeny Todd. Elizabeht two bee movie 13.Can you spell well? shore cain't 14. What makes you gag? raw chicken when I am sick. maggots. anything to do with britney 15. How do you feel about the French? ambivalent. Not thrilled that I couldn't get that externship there.. no penis and all. 16. Pick one: Zombies or Frankensteins Monster? "Frankenstein. He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker. Woof." Karla stole my answer. Bitch. 17. What song describes your love life? oh crap, I don't know 18. Favorite pet? all of them. 19. Who is on your mind? it's totally random 20. Last person to give you a business card? Ewald Notter, Pastry Chef 21. Who is the last person you called? Mr. Man 22. Did you ever have braces? nope. thumbsucking as a child fixed all my teeth and gave me a really high palate 23. Last time you had someone cook for you? I can't even remember 24. Can you make coffee well? I can. 25. Do you like cheesecake? Does the pope look like Darth Sidious 26. Last time you received flowers? Never really, don't like cut flowers. 27. What celebrity disturbs you most? britney. girl needs some help and someone to tell her "no" 28. Do you play air guitar? no. Air drums. 30. Do you have any stuffed animals? a few. mostly bears, and kitties 31. What possession of yours classifies you as a geek/nerd? WoW. D&D. I collect female action figures 32. What got you through high school? the hope of escape 33. What makes you happy inside, but you can't really explain it? cartoons 34. What made you cry last? A letter from my mom's lung transplant doctor that says I was an excellent caretaker. 35. Do you like surprises? no. 36. What's your 'emphasize' word? motherfucker 38. How long does it take you to get ready to go out? 20 minutes 39. Have you ever worn a crown? thorns? 40. Are you ticklish? yes. don't try it, I will punch you. 41. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut? more than 3 years. 42. Who is the last person that sent you a text that you returned? mr. man 43. Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of? mr. man

33 things

Lessa — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 14:36:40 GMT

who are YOU? Inquiring minds want to know. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I wanna know you better! =) reply how you want...either here or send me a message 1. Can you cook? 2. What was your dream growing up? 3. What talent do you wish you had? 4. Favorite place? 5. Favorite vegetable? 6. What was the last book you read? 7. What zodiac sign are u ? 8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 9. Worst Habit? 10. Do we know each other outside of tribe? 11. What is your mixed drink? 12. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? 14. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 15. Tell me one weird fact about you: 16. Do you have any pets? 17. One thing you are proud of? 18. What's your favorite guilty pleasure? 19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? 20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?? 21. Would you be my partner in crime or my conscience? 22. What color eyes do you have? 23. Ever been arrested? 24. Do you do drugs? 25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it? 26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew? 27. Do you eat sushi? 28. Do you believe in ghosts? 29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time? 30. Do you swear a lot? 31. Biggest pet peeve? 32. In one word, how would you describe yourself? 33. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? 34. One thing you do every single day?

Gothla of Great Success

Lessa — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 21:15:19 GMT

A fantastic time was had by all! I loved every minute of it! Ariellah kicked our ass and Sashi is the best hostess every! All the cool kids were there and the hottest dancers! <img src="http://www.renaissancefaire.net/20061209-GothLA/page0040.htm"> <img src="http://www.renaissancefaire.net/20061209-GothLA/page0048.htm"> <img src="http://www.renaissancefaire.net/20061209-GothLA/page0048.htm"> all photos courtesy of Richard L. of www.renaissancefaire.net

baa baa baa

Lessa — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 03:53:30 GMT

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? sweet jeebus, I have to do something about my blackheads 2. How much cash do you have on you? none. I don't really like cash 3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"? floor 4. Favorite planet? I would have to say Earth. Because I can breathe here and all. 5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? Mark 6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone? right now, indiana jones 7. What shirt are you wearing? tigger long sleeve 8. Do you "label" yourself? human being. female. 9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing? I was wearing my chucks, ultra high tops green with orange 10. Bright or Dark Room depends on the time of day 11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? Lori? I think she is a crafty, smart, funny, goddess 12. What does your watch look like? don't have one, but I need one. 13. What were you doing at midnight last night? sleeping 14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say? Mark said "love you" 15. Where is your nearest 7-11? about 2 miles, 17th and Tustin 16. What's a word that you say a lot? cuntrag 17. Who told you he/she loved you last? Mark 18. Last furry thing you touched? Maggie, my angel Mastiff 19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days? 2, Rx. 20. How many rolls of film do you need developed? digital, thanks. 21. Favorite age you have been so far? 27 and 32 22. Your worst enemy? time. 23. What is your current desktop picture? a digital blasphemy shot www.digitalblasphemy.com 24. What was the last thing you said to someone? I don't want to take trig again. ever. 25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be? cash. 26. Do you like someone? I like several someones. 27. The last song you listened to? I hear a lot of music in my head. 28. What time of day were you born? 10:45 pm 29. What's your favorite number? 7 30. Where did you live in 1987? Penngrove, CA 31. Are you jealous of anyone? flashes of thin people. 32. Is anyone jealous of you? Doubtful 33. Where were you when 9/11 happened? I heard it on my alarm clock radio. I thought it was kevin and bean being assholes. 34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money? II usually kick them 35. Do you consider yourself kind? no. 36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be? my next one will be on my lowbacks/hips 37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be? Cantonese or Spanish 38. Would you move for the person you loved? yes. 39. Are you touchy feely? yes and no 40. What's your life motto? You can't always get what you want, but you find sometimes, you get what you need. 41. Name three things that you have on you at all times? keys, imitrex, atm card 42. What's your favorite town/city? V. fond of San Francisco 43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash? coffee 44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it? uhhhhhh 45. Can you change the oil on a car? If necessary. But I would rather let the monkeys do it. 46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her? jail, I think. 47. How far back do you know about your ancestry? my great grandparents, but I would love to pay someone to do my genealogy. 48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy? I honestly can't remember. 49. Does anything hurt on your body right now? my knees, but that's a constant 50. Have you been burned by love? yup. But I tried again, and what a prize did I receive!!

broken.

Lessa — Sun, 26 Nov 2006 04:25:32 GMT

I took my mom to SF for her med. appt. at UCSF where her lung transplant was done for her twice- yearly bronchoscopy. They found something on her scope (CMV) so we had to stay an extra day. I then made the mistake of eating room service shrimp. Don't do that. I have been sick for 5 days. No foodmas for me. No turkey. No gravy. Nothing. Soft diet and goldfish. go me. Today was the first day I actually felt of use. I plan on going to dance class tomorrow, but it's only for notes and video. I don't think I am up to anything more, and that just pisses me off.

the lime project!

Lessa — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 20:25:48 GMT

So this lady who is friends with a lady I used to be friends with, needs some help. You can look at nekkid wimmen all year long *and* put your money to a good cause by purchasing a calendar from thehttp://pantagruel.typepad.com/limesuckers/ ! Go! Buy!

Still alive and kickin'

Lessa — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 16:29:05 GMT

surgery recovery was fast and painful. Well, at least frustrating. There are still things I can't lift, but mostly seems to be going ok. School is tough but I am getting ready for the trig test on wednesday. Art is at least fun. I like my art professor. South Afrikaaner, and very talented. I have to get my nose re-pierced as they made me take it out for surgery. Feh, I say unto that. Other than that, life remains as hectic as always. No faire still, but next year, Whore House!!!

gallbladder be gone!

Lessa — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 14:18:42 GMT

Yup, Saturday 23 my gallbladder went all slitty eyed and now it's out! This of course means no bellydancing or riding of any kind for awhile, but at least the pain is gone! and they gave me vicodin!

Awake and alive

Lessa — Wed, 20 Sep 2006 16:20:31 GMT

at least for the most part. Life continues whether I want it to or not. My furry kids make me crazy, my lover man is the light and joy in my life, and I haven't killed anyone yet. So far, so good!

slideshow!

Lessa — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 17:44:46 GMT

8 things....

Lessa — Sun, 02 Jul 2006 18:48:51 GMT

Rules: - write a blog with 8 facts/things/habits about yourself, saying who tagged you. - choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. - no tag backs. I don't tag people so do this if you want to.... 1. I was 26 when I finally figured out what that bumper sticker “My boss is a jewish carpenter” meant. 2. My first album when I was 7 yrs old was KISS Double Platinum and Unmasked. 3. I have an unholy hatred for raspberries in any form. 4. I have an irrational fear of 6-legged creatures. Two is ok. Four is fine. Eight is ok too, but not six. 5. Some stones cause vibrations in my hands. 6. My father’s big rig was in “Every Which Way But Loose” 7. I am four units shy of a degree in pastry arts. 8. While I may appear nice to almost everyone, I never forget. I never forgive.

why am I a poor broke student?

Lessa — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 23:15:12 GMT

http://tribalmarket.tribe.net/photos/d7110eb5-1ac4-4809-affc-113acc6e6cfc

want. want. want

Lessa — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 05:34:29 GMT

since I can neither afford melo's or fit into them quite yet.... bindi's!!! these kick ass! http://tribes.tribe.net/hibeambindis/photos/74587144-d4a7-4b20-9ca0-71e6df1c6d95

are you looking to purchase a bass?

Lessa — Wed, 31 May 2006 20:26:50 GMT

you must live in the LA environs, tell her Lessa Sent You! [edit] I have a left-handed Ibanez GSR100L bass guitar, black, mint condition. I also have a wee Squier bass amp, a guitar stand, and a thick, wide black leather strap. I would like to no longer have these things, and am thus putting them up for sale. $250 (or best offer) takes the whole shenanigans. There is nothing wrong with any of it, I'm simply not using them and they're taking up space. I could certainly put the proceeds to better use, and the sooner the better. Please feel free to repost this information. I can be contacted at chowyunsmut AT gmail DOT com. Any assistance you feel like lending in helping me rid myself of these items would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.

Hey Marjhani

Lessa — Sun, 14 May 2006 18:50:09 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPZtniLRT7Q#GU5U2spHI_4

just farting around

Lessa — Sat, 13 May 2006 18:56:22 GMT

Today is all about massage and Trig. you bet. w00t. and maybe a little dogwalking and some WoW. damn, my life is so exciting.