It is true Andrew wears short shorts. It got to the point that he needed to manifest this passion by joining the gang, the "short short crypts". I know because I am in the "short story crypts" and unfortunately as a gang member you sometimes have to battle against people that are your friends.

Sometimes on Friday nights when the short story crypts are gangbanging on mainstreet I see Andrew walking by with the short short posse and I know he sees me but we just walk by. I mean its kinda like my mom used to say, "honey if you're gonna wear shorts that short, you gotta be one bad pipe hitting motha fucka".

Cause the real is Andrew is pure pipe.

He's a silverback gorilla that needs to let off some steam. someone help him!

Andrew wears the smallest shorts I have ever seen. He might as well be wearing a thong. He also like to mop the house naked and talk on the phone at the same time. Andrew is crazy. He like to yell at dogs, like they understand english or something. The man is just crazy and buff.