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Nicole

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Subject $20.00

$20.00
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>> > >Sometimes we just need to be reminded!
>> > >A well-known speaker started off his seminar by
>> > >holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked,
>> > >
>> > >"Who would like this $20 bill?"
>> > >
>> > >Hands started going up.
>> > >
>> > >He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you
>> > >but first, let me do this.
>> > >
>> > >He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill.
>> > >
>> > >He then asked, "Who still wants it?"
>> > >Still the... read more

Wed, December 27, 2006 - 2:45 PM permalink - 1 comment

Things to do in the bathroom stall...

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bow... read more

Sat, December 23, 2006 - 1:52 PM permalink - 2 comments

Telemarketers

Please dont be offended if this is your job. I was one too. It's just for humor. Take Care. (p.s. I did not write anything that follows after this, just passing it on) Smile.

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Telemarketers suck big time. Here are some proven ways to rid your life of these a$$clowns for good...

1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say... read more

Sat, December 23, 2006 - 1:41 PM permalink - 0 comments

Barbie for big girls

READ ALL THE WAY TO THE END-THERE'S A TRICK TO IT.
Finally a Barbie I can relate to. At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully. These are a bit more realistic...

1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain, and large-print editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.

2. Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn
beet red whil... read more

Sat, December 23, 2006 - 1:30 PM permalink - 0 comments

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To dance than, is to pray, to meditate, to enter to communion with the larger dance, which is the universe
-Jean Houston

I pray for the healing of this earth. May all peoples live in harmony. May all peoples be loved, nourished, and expressed. May I unfold in graceful rhythm into the glory of the God that wishes to manifest through me. May my own courageous light spark others and inspire many to contribute more energies towards their soul fulfillment and peace.

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