At derby practice we were informed that there is a national database of roller girl names that you have to register with so that no two roller girls have the same name. Well guess what? My cool fuckin' name is already taken!! Grrrrrrrrrr The chick spelled it stupid too.

I wanted to be Penny-Tentury!! But because some girl in Tucson already is "Penny-Tencherry" I can't be. But my english major kicks in and says "WAIT! That is pronounced ten-cherry (like the number and the fruit) so it's ok right??

NOPE

So, I need your help in coming up with something clever and unique that has Penny in it somehow. I'm not gettting yet another nickname!

Just to narrow you down - here is what is already on the list for Penny's:

Penny Dreadful
Penny Lane
Penny Royalty
Penny Slain
Penny Tencherry
Penny Traiter (sic)
16 Penny

And NO I do not want to be "Putrid Penny", STOP suggesting this! - you know who you are. :P

Ok ................... GO!

PS - pic is my butt after last practice & a bit of asscrack. Enjoy