to any man alive-
or dead,
a woman's greatest sin
is to have
an extra, extra large vagina.
a tragedy.

men will only swim in there.
and they will hump and hump
and their backs will ache and ache
and their sweat will pour and pour
and they will feel dizzy
and they will feel sick
and they just can't come.

and the vagina will only grow larger
and it will be like
having sex with
Daavi's big fat cooking pot for banku
it will be agony
and the man will be damned
and the woman will lie there
and she will pretend
and she will ooo and aahhh and oo again
and she won't feel a thing
and the man won't feel a thing

and he will pant and grunt
and roll off his mount
and say,
"i'm sorry darling, it must be all that whiskey,
let's try another time..."

yessss,
another time
when pigs fly
another time
when hell freezes over.

such a terrible terrible tragedy
a super duper large vagina.