Los Luchas Libres son muy guapo!
La Donut Ragsnatch es muy benita y buena!

I love this girl, even though she thinks I'm ugly and that that is a good thing, for some reason.

She's drinking... she's transformed into a bunch-o-nanites... and now she has blue hair. Not a whole lotta to draw from and figure out "Just Who Is Donut"? So I took a more scientific approach:

Leasing time on a bank of supercomputers from the late 50s, I was able to crunch the facts (what little we know) on Donut and come up with the following profile:

1. Donut likes to drink
2. Donut can morf into a collection of 3 ultra small robots
3. Donut has either a) blue hair die, or b) a blue wig

These facts are inarguable (after all, ENIAC IS TRIED AND TRUE TECHNOLOGY). In addition, before the computer needed more coal to operate it's steam turbine engines, it spit out additiona Ragsnatch facts:

4. Donut has 'got her groove on'
5. Ironically, Donut would never actually eat a doughnut.

Ya gotta love the insiteful power of tech, as smuch as this little lady here! BRAVO DONUT! BRAVO!!!

Sit down while I tell you people all about Donut Ragsnatch, of the Killdevil Hill Ragsnatches. You would think that being born to riches would prevent someone from taking the long, dark, slippery, warm, embracing... uh... what was I talking about?
Oh, yeah... DONUT DONUT DONUT! We're talking DONUT for DAZE people!

There was this one time, when Donut & I were pillaging a small Northern European village... You know, slaughtering livestock, stealing things we wanted...it was before we learned how to till the earth...Anyway, Donut was the first off the ship and she let out this big caterwahlin' scream & started coughing. Then she slipped & hit her head on a rock & fell in the water & drowned. And then later that night as we were all going home, i went to show her this really nice copper pot I snagged from an elderly woman before I punched her in the face & then remembered that Donut was dead, so I put the copper pot back in my sack.