so, as i sit here still feeling the after-shocks of last nights consumption, the pieces are coming together... the royal, many shots and... almost beaten up by the bartender's boyfriend, dancing with the stars, pants not at sea level, shirt nowhere to be found, a tragically heroic 'walk' home, spiderman, a burning bed, goldslager, manties, and waking up covering honey, hahahahahahahahaha
now its bacon/coffeeeeeee/goldslager.....time....... o and by the way.... we have decided we are WAY ho... read more

I want to live my next life backwards. You start out dead and get
that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better
every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension,
then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work
40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink
alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High
School.

You go to primary school, you b... read more