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   Wed, September 14, 2005 - 3:52 PM
Being on this planet I've seen so many things already. Only one really disgusts me... Precious!! I would eat him just so we could go on with our lives without such a loud-mouth wanna-be!!! Sorry, everyone else is fabulous, but it would so much better without the so-called hottest she-male.. I think Linah is the hottest... or maybe... nope , Linah is the hottest!!
Alf
Wed, September 14, 2005 - 3:52 PM - permalink - 3 Comments



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Wed, September 14, 2005 - 3:59 PM
NOTICE
this is not in Defense of Precious.
its for your defense.
She will cut you. and cut you deep.
keep calling it out. she'll find you.
she finds em all
Linah
Linah
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Thu, September 15, 2005 - 9:42 PM
Un-un Bitch
Now mind you, I always adore adoring fans, even has-been puppets from under-rated 80's TV shows, but when those aforementioned puppets start talking shit about my sister, Hottestshemale Precious, that's when things get ugly. Do you want me to call the government and tell them that your sorry, faux-fur ass escaped from area 51? No? Then shut the fuck up before I skin you with a broken champange bottle and make you into a coat.
I've curbed lesser celebrities, don't think I'll hold back from offing you just because you dished out some cheap compliments.

Eat shit and die,
Linah
Fri, September 16, 2005 - 2:55 PM
way to go alf..
You're certainly getting off to everyone's good side!! At this rate, we'll be dredging your body out of the fairfield creek in no time!!

love,
mb
 
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