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Things most people don't know about me: my first language was Portuguese; I once fell in love with a girl because she mispronounced finesse; at one time or another I learned how to play the double bass, french horn, clarinet and recorder, but don't play any of them now; I draw a lot; heights make me dizzy and spiders make me feel sick; I used to say my life goal was to have more fun than any other primate on the planet, pound-for-pound, but stopped when I learned about bonobos and realized I weighed as much as two or three of them; I have no depth perception, but most people can't tell; once while camping alone I got totally lost for two days, found the trail again by accident, and never told anyone; when I was six, and found out the difference between fiction and non-fiction, I felt outraged and betrayed.