Female

26

I graduated from Cal in 2004, and now I am a dog handler at a dog daycare. Since seeing how crappy the world outside of academia is (too many stupid people), I have gone running, tail tucked between my legs and protecting my genital from sniffing noses, back to the comfy warm bosom of the University. Supposing I am accepted, I plan to study Folklore at UT Austin next fall. If anyone of you are on the admissions committee, please let me charm you into acceptance. Usually, I would lick your face, but I hear that really only works between canines.