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WHEN YOU RETURNED

Janan — Sun, 26 Nov 2006 14:59:24 GMT

When you returned the water gurgled with a joy the surf smiled the pebbles shined where you set ur barefeet on the sand all those footmarks I found out were later caressed by the wind

Two prayers

Janan — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:51:26 GMT

FEMALE PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen. MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs Who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat. This Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. Amen.

An advice to Cinderella

Janan — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:35:24 GMT

Tonight when some one walks upto you and whispers i love you dont panic and leave a slipper behind for there are no more princes who would run after you to find Tonight dont wait for a gown sewn by some fairy And a glass carriage to be driven around be just your self wait for me at the gate for prince might be busy and i will be your bait But if i can not make it dont make a scene just be yourself waive a bye to every one and take the first bus home I promise i would be there and your nightie on my face hate as you may but lights still on