I made my first website!

www.titusgrupp.com

We are moving into a new, very kick ass house but the landlord wanted to rent it right away so we have to start the lease on the 15th. The problem is, the power company here in Tucson won’t switch out the name on an account in the middle of the month. Our new landlord, this nice, kind of drunk seeming hippy/desert rat lady named Lois told us to tell them that Brighty said it was ok. This seemed kind of strange but, what the hell.
So, Lauren calls and says that we want to switch it on the 15... read more

Dead Monday

I am tear-my-eyes-out, scrape-my-skin-off, shit-on-my-desk-for-something-to-do bored today. I am at work, twiddling my asshole and thinking about the cake I made last night. I finally got the Betty Crocker Bake-in-fill Cake set tinyurl.com/aub69 and it is everything that I dreamed it was. My first go at it was strawberry and devil’s food with strawberry and milk chocolate frostings. I wish that I was at home stuffing something full of ice-cream or crab dip but instea... read more

Spaghetti Dog, Hotdog Parmesan with meats sauce, whatever you want to call it I am a goddamn genius. You take a hotdog, smother it with spaghetti sauce, top it with parmesan, toast it just enough to turn the cheese golden and get ready for a whole new way to freak out!

How has this concept eluded me for so long? How has it eluded the world? Could this be the kind of groundbreaking innovation that will trigger the quantum leap of consciousness to truly bring mankind into the new millennium?... read more

It’s the weekend, its 8:30 in the morning and its just about 100 degrees. This is the breaking point time in AZ when the nice, dry heat has given way to sweltering humidity but the monsoons haven’t hit yet so we wait in a sticky limbo for some rain (and giant bugs).

I am nearing the end of a short story that has been taking me an unnaturally long time to finish writing.

I have been stuck on a part but I think that I have gotten over the hump and can now finish this crap.

Also, I hav... read more