I've known Troy for over a year now! Yeay! Every day he *IS* the best person he can be-- which is pretty damn spectacular-- he has his fingers in many pots and even some jars and bowling balls. Although he is an incredibly tasty adjective soup-- he is someone I am proud to call my friend. He sets a good example. He cares. He has wonderful vibrant quality and it is a privelige to be around him. Troy rocks. (And He Helped Plan some of the BEST PARTIES EVER! (one of which was my surprise party, THANK YOU TROY!)

So Kids-
In a jam??
Need a laugh???
Lacking Insight????
Have to throw a last minute surprise party or plot the demise of the random punters you work with?

Try New and Improved Cap'n Troy Technospantastik!
The action figure you know and love, now with extra compassion, humor, curiosity and MORE EVIL GENIUS!

Cyberkitty sidekick sold seperately. Must be 10 or older. No purchase necessary, just awe and wonder as you watch him go!!! Void where prohibited, but not always...

Troy is forever young, and will be forever young. Of the many things to be jealous of, this one thing I think captures it the most.

=BRKVW=